Dodgy things I've seen at the gym...

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Feel free to list them here... I'll start:

This one gay dude always goes to gym with the same clothes, a see through vest and tight pants (almost like Tanga underpants). I have nothing against gay men, they do what they do, but wearing sh|t like that is asking for a beating... and apparently it has happened to him before!

Also saw some youngsters trying to squat close to 200Kg on the smith machine, as predicted the poor 60Kg body of the dude could not handle the weight and he failed... the other 45Kg bra behind him didn't mean much to the weights as it came down and took both of them with it... they had to help carry each other out of the gym and up the stairs :D
 
Those ballies in gym always wander around naked with no apparent purpose.
 
*Big women in tight cycling pants and short tops. *sigh*
*People using their sweat towels to blow their noses...then wiping their bodies...AND EQUIPMENT with the same towels. :sick:
*Bodybuilder type who walks around with a 5litre bottle of water.
*Guys with beer bellies wearing those tight body hugging Nike tops :p
*Reading the paper whilst on the stationary bike
 
Pooky said:
Those ballies in gym always wander around naked with no apparent purpose.
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Yeah, at the golf/country club they stand around naked having fat conversations with each other. WTF?
 
Men with "dress shoes" and shorts. Men with slippers ( stoukies ) not trainers.
 
Pooky said:
And they always put their socks on first while bending over!! :sick:
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:sick: I hate going to the toilets/change rooms on busy/golf days but unfortunately my bladder only holds three draughts.
 
HypoThesis said:
*People using their sweat towels to blow their noses...then wiping their bodies...AND EQUIPMENT with the same towels. :sick:
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I've been doing that without thinking - out of habit - coming from a very small private gym... it only dawned on me on Tuesday - I was so :sick: I had to leave the gym.

What also gets to me is people who wear caps and/or sunglasses in the gym... I mean W - T - F.
 
Freakiest thing I ever saw at gym was in the changing rooms. Some Nigerian looking guy who had just come out the shower was proudly showing off his huge penis to some other refugee type guys who were all commenting on it! This guy spends about 10 minutes standing around naked every time he has showered. Scary!
 
I saw an old ballie doing stretches on a mat... He was wearing very loose and short running pants and his legs were wide open.

A certain something was hanging out... There was no way you could've missed it... :o

Never trusted those mats again... :sick:
 
Sensorei said:
Freakiest thing I ever saw at gym was in the changing rooms. Some Nigerian looking guy who had just come out the shower was proudly showing off his huge penis to some other refugee type guys who were all commenting on it! This guy spends about 10 minutes standing around naked every time he has showered. Scary!
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hahahahahahahhahahHAHAHAHAHA OH MY that's funny!
 
HypoThesis said:
*Big women in tight cycling pants and short tops. *sigh*
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It depends on the time you go to the gym, peak hour they not always there.. after peak hrs they're everywhere :x :( Worse yet is the position of the leg/thigh machines. At claremont gym they have it positioned facing a wall which is kewl.. except the wall is mirrored if you on the chest/push up machines you kinda directly+ perfectly inline with a potentially nasty view :(
 
The cougars hunting in packs!!! Poor young guys can't run away quick enough!
 
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