Does autofellatio make one gay?

[Nicci]

omg sis!! who wants to give oneself a blowjob - omg just gross!!!!

 

[Pooky]

Of course it doesn't. I'm sure lots and lots of people try this.

 

[satanboy]

/tries again

hold on...

almost...got....it...

 

[copacetic]

I haven't read the thread yet, but I ****ing tell you what, if I could bend in such a manner, I'd lock myself in a room, and do it all day probably.

 

[Ninja'd]

omg sis!! who wants to give oneself a blowjob - omg just gross!!!!

My beer goggles are almost in effect. If by some act of God I'm unable to hook up with a woman (decent looking or otherwise I swear I'll attempt it. I'll only be able to report back tomorrow morning or Monday in the hospital.

 

[HapticSimian]

So the consensus here is 'no'... what do your fellow drunkards think?

 

[Maddmatt]

How on Earth does someone do that? I guess it makes you a gymnast? :erm:

Seems like humans are one of the few poor species that can't do this
Well, most humans I guess.

 

[Ninja'd]

So the consensus here is 'no'... what do your fellow drunkards think?

Well we were joined by another friend and it's currenyly 50\50. I'm on the not gay side.

 

[j3n0va]

hold on...

almost...got....it...

My back is killing me... I'm going to regret this tomorrow morning...

Now if my leg can just hook around my neck, maybe then....

 

[Nick333]

It's no more gay than jerking off.

The question is would you swallow?

 

[copacetic]

It's no more gay than jerking off.

The question is would you swallow?

Yes, I mean ****, why do such a thing in half measures?

*edit*

Well, I'd at last swirl it around in my mouth a bit, to get a taste, and see what it's like.

 

[j3n0va]

It's no more gay than jerking off.

The question is would you swallow?

No... last time I did i was horrible

 

[MickeyD]

My back is killing me... I'm going to regret this tomorrow morning...
Now if my leg can just hook around my neck, maybe then....

Obviously you are not gifted.... hehehehehe

It's no more gay than jerking off.
The question is would you swallow?

bwahahahaha - that's the right question!!!!

 

[Kornhub]

What the hell is auto fellatio?

I am with him wtf is it :wtf:

 

[Pooky]

Yes, I mean ****, why do such a thing in half measures?

*edit*

Well, I'd at last swirl it around in my mouth a bit, to get a taste, and see what it's like.

You mean you have never tasted it before?

 

[Nick333]

Yes, I mean ****, why do such a thing in half measures?

*edit*

Well, I'd at last swirl it around in my mouth a bit, to get a taste, and see what it's like.

Ja, I don't know I'll have to think about this.

 

[copacetic]

You mean you have never tasted it before?

Oh yeah, sure, just never an, erm, full load.

Ja, I don't know I'll have to think about this.

Well, it's a moot point, as there's no way I could ever manage a miracle of contortion such as that. So, brave words are easy.

 

[satanboy]

It's no more gay than jerking off.

The question is would you swallow?

Funny how some guys would protest, but expect their girlfriend or wife to..."enjoy it".

 

[Nick333]

Oh yeah, sure, just never an, erm, full load.



Well, it's a moot point, as there's no way I could ever manage a miracle of contortion such as that. So, brave words are easy.

Lol. I'm wondering if a stretching program will get me there. It may just be the J&B talking though.

 

[ichigo]

omg sis!! who wants to give oneself a blowjob - omg just gross!!!!

is it even possible to get that low?