DSTV Rant Thread...

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I am becoming more and more disenchanted with DSTV of late. Including the Sports channels which is a first for me. The documentary channels no longer have a single new show on that is (IMO) of any interest. The movies are mostly crud, and repeated far too often. The lifestyle channels are repeating everything and sundry now too. There is just absolutely NO NEW CONTENT ON DSTV ANYMORE, and if there is, it is barely worth watching.

Documentaries:
BBCK - no new Top Gears at all - they're now all repeats.
DISC - No new Mythbusters at all - again, all repeats. Time Warp is vaguely interesting for a few minutes but one can only keep a crowd entertained with a slo-mo for so long before it becomes boring. No new Universe shows. And even though I don't really watch them, the motor and chopper shows appear to all be repeats. Brainiacs are all repeats. And in fact this channel is showing repeats of shows that have been repeating consistently for over a year now.
HIST - repeating all old episodes now. Haven't seen anything new in ages there.
NATGEO - all repeats apart from the odd wildlife show. The one I watched quite often was Earth Investigated but those are now all repeats of the intial repeats that I began watching.

Sports:
Channel 200 -shocking and I started a thread about them already.
SS1 - repeats channel
SS2 - Right now it's mountain biking for an hour and then triathlon. WOW! Riveting stuff!
SS3 - mostly local football crap now. Couldn't care less.
SS4 - Should be renamed to PSLTV - it's the suped up version of SS3, without the international football.
SS5 - only ever worth it at 3am when international cricket overlaps something else - like an important replay of Ajax vs Swallows :rolleyes:
SS6 - not sure I've ever watched any of the rubbish on that channel
SS7 - La Liga TV is all that it's become.

Movies:
DSTV appear to have limited the extent of their movies to "B" and "C" Grade schit these days. And they haven't got a clue how to "sell it" in the info/description. Such as this corker - "A man has to make a large decision in his life when things change for the worse" WOW, fscking epic - sign me up for that schit please!

Lifestyle:
Apart from the channel full of gay dudes suggesting you move your wall unit 3 degrees to the right to perfect the zen balance in your house, there is again, forkall new on these channels. I've seen practically everything on the Food/Lifestyle channel, in fact I've seen most of it twice already, and that was over the course of the last year. Give me something new ffs!

DSTV are now heading towards the top of my schit-list and will be first to go if I decide to cut back on expenses. I will be actively looking for alternatives if they do not pull their fingers out of their asses.
 
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You isn't the only one feeling that way DJK.

Its on the top of my schit-list as well.

The HD channel has some new and interesting stuff on it, but by and large I can get by with watching DVD's and series stolen from other ppl and downloaded.

I don't mind watching Top Gear over and over again, mostly because I think it is that good of a show.
 
And lest you forget the 1990's stuff that keeps repeatedly getting dished up on Zone Reality :sick:
 
Couldn't agree more, although I am happy that I am not only stuck with SABC and E-TV. :sick: :D
 
I'm just waiting for the F1 to start again, and then DSTV pretty much becomes worth it again, and then during the s14 and Currie Cup.

The cricket not so much but still its a bonus.
 
I don't mind watching Top Gear over and over again, mostly because I think it is that good of a show.

I felt the same at first. But now I've seen them all 3 times and I could probably lip-sync the lines. It's at that stage when DSTV should realise they need to kick BBC's ass or scrap them and buy some decent channels now!

And lest you forget the 1990's stuff that keeps repeatedly getting dished up on Zone Reality :sick:

Never watch that reality TV bullschit. In fact I cannot believe that my premium subscription money is wasted on a budget for a show that sticks a bunch of people from around Africa in a house with a few cameras and some dude who claims to be their brother, then asks the public to put up with it via a wasted channel and then waste their money even further (after recovering their costs + more via advertising) to sms and call in votes for who should stay in the house with pseudo-god and his little minions.

Zone Reality is just as bad IMO. Bunch of worn-out ex-actors, over-acting/narrating a car crashing into a wall - and doing it fscking annoyingly as well...
 
Oh, I'm onto at least the 5th or 6th showing.. and I have all of them on my PC anyway.

And Reality schitt... NEVER ever watch it.
 
I only use DSTV for the news channels. Sometimes other stuff or as background noise.
 
It has gone seriously downhill. For the price I'm paying, it's definitely not worth it.
 
Ah yes, one of my two more recent peeves with DSTV, that BBA shyte ...... 1) that it was even commisioned and 2) that the Nigerian government threw a hissy fit and Monochoice actually cowed to their demands :mad: The other peeve? It being admitted that yes, they do censor movies during the day ... but not to worry, it's to protect the childrens :rolleyes:
 
Wait.. What did the Nigerian guavamint throw a hissy fit about?
 
they didn't approve of shower hour, threw a fit, made all sorts of threats apparently and Monochoice just went "Ok :o" and cut it out ...... lovely eh.
 
well that suits me fine.. who wanted to watch those creatures shower anyway?
 
I honestly think that DSTV are mismanaging the whole thing. They have a fair bit of content if you get a microscope out, but seem to throw it all in the air and watch it fall. We watched the Golden Compass last week at around 8pm on Mnet. Now today it's back on MM1 at 7pm. That shows me there is little thought going into scheduling. To give them credit. It is a fairly new movie.
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Who wants to watch 30 EPISODES of the same show back to back?!?
 
It's more the principle of the whole debacle ..... they don't listen to their subscribers but the Nygees, perfectly acceptable.
 
A pet pieve...don't even get me started...I was REALLY thinking of shutting all this crap down yesterday was it not for the young 'un getting all teary eyed about the kiddy channels. I flip through everything I have seen 2 years ago already and feel violated paying them dumbasses R500+ Ront...YES I AM A SUCKER FFS!!
 
Did you see Godfather II this evening - they forgot the subtitles AGAIN. We had about 40 minutes of pure Italiano. They've been told about this problem weeks ago too.
 
Did you see Godfather II this evening - they forgot the subtitles AGAIN. We had about 40 minutes of pure Italiano. They've been told about this problem weeks ago too.

THE GODFATHER TRILOGY IS BEING REPEATED AGAIN!!!???? :mad:
 
just in case you missed it those few hundred times over the last decade see ......
 
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