Early Morning Cheat...

I got into *** one day for having pictures of a ex that was on my phone from when I first got it... she keeps bringing it up, then I said, here, delete them - which she did and you know what, I still heard about it 3 /4 motnhs after we broke up.
 
Thats quite a tame one, i received a hectic afrikaans one a few years back. The lady was describing everything she wanted to do with the guy lol.

I sent a gf one of those once. Her mother picked it up and read it before her daughter could get to it.. and let me tell you it was.. embarassing =P Gf got a lecture too
 
I tend not to send naughty smses. I'd rather call and say it than use text.

I could just imagine, with the garbage people use in smses these days:

"o bby, i wnt u s bad! wen i c u i gnt rp of ur clth wt m teth. i nd u bby, we gnt gt it on 2nt"

And who said romance was dead?
 
I sent a gf one of those once. Her mother picked it up and read it before her daughter could get to it.. and let me tell you it was.. embarassing =P Gf got a lecture too

Dont joke... I did something similiar, except her father was busy looking at her new MMS capable phone... needless to say, never been round there again... he has guns.
 
lol....:D

Yeah or some random person phoning you and asks if he/she can speak to someone else, then you tell them they have the wrong number but they keep calling you!!

Freaking idiots :mad:

I usually tell them they have the wrong number and dont hang up. Just put the phone on the side, for some reason they pick up really quickly that it's the wrong number then...
 
I usually tell them they have the wrong number and dont hang up. Just put the phone on the side, for some reason they pick up really quickly that it's the wrong number then...

:p:D;)
 
just rather say," i am sorry to have to tell you this, but xxx died last night" and out the phone down
 
I usually tell them they have the wrong number and dont hang up. Just put the phone on the side, for some reason they pick up really quickly that it's the wrong number then...

That actually works. I had this Zulu speaking guy phoning me up at random times. Tried explaining that they have the wrong number, but he never got the message. Then I just answered the phone and put it down without hanging up. Happened twice and never again. Guess airtime counts :D
 
Early this morning, at say, about 2am, I got a SMS from some random number.
Basically it said the following:

"I heard SHES gone home for the weekend... xxxxx... can I come over for some attention"

To which I replied YES, SURE, MISS YOU.

HAHA... I'm expecting a call today from this person in question, can you imagine the shyte I caused if this "SHE" was there... ??!

Please should really double check numbers they call / send SMS/MMS's too!

lol ... i had someone send me something like this last yr some time ... then also replied to it, person then asked "who this is" ... told the person "sorry i just messing with you, you got the wrong number" ... person says "thats weird its says (enter my name here) on my phone" ... phoned the number etc would not answer ... freaked me out .... so maybe it was meant for you ...
 
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