Eating with a knife and fork

Im Indian and I use a fork 90% of the time. If its a steak I use a knife and fork.

The one thing I hate is when people invite you over for lunch or supper and dont put cutlery on the table.
 
Most things eat with a knife and fork. Burgers, pizza etc. I do eat with my hands when eating straight off a fire though.. wings, etc

Most burgers you get in a restaurant would fall apart if put together and eaten with one's hands?
 
/informs wife of next purchase... a KNORK!

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At home I eat with only me hands unless I have veggies or rice or something... then I use spoon. Out at a restaurant or friends place knife and fork.
 
The basic test of civilsation is whether you properly operate the knife & fork and other table accoutrements when dining alone.

[video=youtube;cyuC950XCTI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyuC950XCTI[/video]

[video=youtube;s-p6wfDP8HI]http://youtu.be/s-p6wfDP8HI[/video]


American-style barbarism:
[video=youtube;_1imRX9n7hE]http://youtu.be/_1imRX9n7hE[/video]

Differences between American and English table manners:
[video=youtube;YASwIRYMZPg]http://youtu.be/YASwIRYMZPg[/video]

How to make conersation:
[video=youtube;LS37SNYjg8w]http://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w[/video]
 
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How do you manage to eat meat with only a fork? Do you just suck on it or how do you do it?
 
I hate it.

Grew up in a small town so was never needed for me to eat with a knife and fork when we went out as all the places were quite relaxed.

At varsity I had to learn (stayed on campus) and I still didn't enjoy it.

I don't see why I should be required to do so if I am not comfy with it, especially since I have a really clumsy left hand.

Opinions?

edit: I don't mean not using cutlery at all, I mean using only a fork when I eat


Dont worry mate, not everyone evolves at the same pace.
 
The basic test of WESTERN civilsation is whether you properly operate the knife & fork and other table accoutrements when dining alone.
Note correction...

[video=youtube;_W9rW1b6DiQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W9rW1b6DiQ&feature=related[/video]
 
You guys should be careful. Using a knife in the wrong hand will be the end of civilisation. That's the sort of thing that brought down Rome.

I recommend learning how to use cutlery correctly. If you want to be a bona-fide member of a western society, then this is akin to learning to read and write, brushing your teeth, taking pride in your appearance and while not conforming exactly to the norms of society, at least go some way to appearing as if you do.

One day in the future you may be invited to give a speech or a talk, part of which will be a dinner and you may be amongst your peers, maybe you are representing your business, your employer or the country. Proper table manners and conduct will be expected of you and taken for granted.
Penn and Teller did a good episode on all that pointless nonsense. 5000 different implements and you have use them in the correct hand.

From eating in front of the tv, where you need one hand to hold the plate and the other to eat ;)
I also use my fork to cut things and it annoys my wife no end, I don't see the problem. :D
You can do that with a spoon too.
 
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