Extremely itchy beard, what do?

[copacetic]

For serious, this is going to cause me to scratch a hole in my face.



Ugh!

 

[EchoZA]

SHAVE!!!

 

[MickeyD]

Ditto.

Shave, you lazy ****** !!!!!

 

[copacetic]

What ****e advice, I look weird when I shave!

 

[Rosaudio]

What ****e advice, I look weird when I shave!

I thought you looked weird all the time?

 

[copacetic]

I thought you looked weird all the time?

True, more weirder-er then.

 

[MickeyD]

Go bald, too.

 

[Rosaudio]

True, more weirder-er then.

Okay then

 

[adrianx]

Rub some **** on your beard and then ****** it until you **** before **** *****, *****. That should do it.

*****

 

[copacetic]

Go bald, too.

Blasphemy!

 

[ponder]

Slap on conditioner and leave for 10min or so.

 

[Wimhotep]

baby powder

 

[copacetic]

Rub some **** on your beard and then ****** it until you **** before **** *****, *****. That should do it.

*****

Eh?

Slap on conditioner and leave for 10min or so.

Sounds like a plan.

baby powder

Also sounds like a plan.

 

[MickeyD]

Apply Veet ....

 

[copacetic]

Apply Veet ....

That testicle cream?

 

[MickeyD]

That testicle cream?

I dare you!

 

[copacetic]

I dare you!

No, no, I've heard stories.

 

[adrianx]

Apply Veet ....

I don't think Veet is safe to apply to pubes... facial or otherwise.

 

[MickeyD]

I don't think Veet is safe to apply to pubes... facial or otherwise.

Shhhhhhhh!!

 

[copacetic]

No, no, I've heard stories.

Shhhhhhhh!!

Can't fool me!

*hic*