Fake Ferrari - Only R2Million!!!

Dave Kalis said:
Hi Airborne! Okay, I had a great laugh after finding this when I googled my phone number! You are clearly an American, because only an American can be so stupid! Let me tell you the full story, as you clearly have super Low-IQ, so can't comprehend or figure much out correctly from my original advert. I retailed cars for private customers for many years, and this car I was advertising for a private client that actually built this car, and the other 7 I mentioned. He built it in the UK, and even a certain Top Gear and Grand Tour cast member bought one of the other 7x 250 SWB Spider "Recreations" in the UK, from him, and yes, he paid just as much as what I was advertising this one for! Ever hear of Ferris Bueller's Day Off??? Well, for that movie, they built 3 replicas, the "Hero Car" has been auctioned off a few times over the years, for crazy money, a lot more than R2M! The other 2 cars built, one was naturally damaged in the crash scene in the movie and was then ordered to be destroyed, along with the 33rd and final replica. Guess what, the 3rd car was never destroyed and my client managed to buy it and then made a mould from it, which he then used to recreate his 8 cars from! All starting to make sense now, or are you still too American to comprehend this detailed explanation? As for the Donor Cars he used, he used the BMW Z3 for each of his 8 Recreations. All Visible Parts, means the parts you can see on the outside of the car and the dials and stuff you see in the cabin, meaning that the chassis is BMW, Not Ferrari! The ENgine is BMW, Not Ferrari! The wires and pipes and stuff are Not Ferrari! Simple enough for you to understand now?? As for the 100% Pure Ferrari I used to define these Visible Parts, by that I meant that they were actually all bought directly from Ferrari Parts Division, so yes, Ferrari knew about these 8 Cars, they obviously don't like Replicas and Reproductions of the cars being made, yet they happily made money selling the parts to my customer! What did they think he was buying them for?? Not even Americans are stupid enough to think that he was buying these parts for anything other than building replicas or recreations of their car! Out of the 8, this one had the most Genuine Ferrari Parts on it, even the Burani Wheels are 100% Genuine!!! The xhaust system is very fancy, and actually makes the 2.8 Litre, Straight-6 BMW Engine sound like a Ferrari V12! Now as for pricing, anything is worth exactly how much someone is willing to pay for it! In the case of this car, R2M is a lot less than the "Hero Car" from Ferris Bueller has sold for multiple times, and obviously even way less than what a 100% Original Ferrari 250 SWB Spider sells for, so a bargain at only R2M, when you take into account the fact of how much he spent on building this recreation, the price of Genuine Parts, the price of the Donor Car, etc, etc. I'm also sure even you have heard the expression "Time Is Money"?? Well, take into account that you could buy this car "Completely Buil & Ready To Drive", means that the person who bought it wouldn't have to spend a second of their valuable time to build their own replica, so that also adds to the value of this car! I had to laugh at the way you ridiculed people who had the audacity to comment on your post, when they didn't have your same "Lack Of Intelligence"! Yes, you read that right, You Are Stupid, because you completely Misunderstood My Advert, and also Made So Many Ignorant, Foolish Assumptions about Me, The Vehicle I Was Advertising and even went as far as to Insult Me, when in all honesty, You Are The Only Fool! I have an IQ of 200, which means that I am part of the 1% of Most Intelligent People In The World; but judging you by your original post and all your replies and comments to replies, your IQ is around 80 to 85 at best, which puts you in the 90% of the world population bracket, which have IQ of Under 100! And FYI, Even the Steering Wheel and each of the Ferrari Badges on that car, were purchased from Ferrari Parts Department! You really are an arrogant fool, who wrongfully believes he is intelligent, yet you cleary have an extremely low ability to comprehend! In case you didn't know, IQ is a human's ability to Comprehend and Correctly Solve or Follow Things. You clearly miss the boat completely every single time in life!
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But not using paragraphs makes your communication almost impossible to read.

I don't see how people were able to suck this info out of your advert. The car is a modified BMW, not a Ferrari. Which may well be worth the price but just needs to be noted in the advert.

Slim kind ne ?
 
Dave Kalis said:
Was actually a Super-Low Mileage Z3, but I wouldn't expect you fools to know about things like car collectors and how they keep their cars in concourse condition and their mileages super-low
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how does a car have low mileage.

200iq question.

Dont drive it?
 
Nerfherder said:
But not using paragraphs makes your communication almost impossible to read.

I don't see how people were able to suck this info out of your advert. The car is a modified BMW, not a Ferrari. Which may well be worth the price but just needs to be noted in the advert.

Slim kind ne ?
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I would have you know he has 200 IQ and has the exam results to prove it...
 
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Dave Kalis said:
Sold! People with intelligence and money actually do buy things they like and want, people without either post crap on the internet ;)
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Yeah beach buggies are pretty cool for holiday homes. Ones that look like a Ferrari as well.
 
Dave Kalis said:
Was actually a Super-Low Mileage Z3, but I wouldn't expect you fools to know about things like car collectors and how they keep their cars in concourse condition and their mileages super-low
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Bwahahaha. CarCheck begs to differ - heck it had over 130,000 miles in 2016. Swapping the odo for a Ferrari odo (or fake Ferrari odo) might be confusing you... ?

And please making arguments based on assumptions is a little dumb.
 
B-1 said:
Just needs some Borrani rims then its like the real thing.
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Don't joke. A few years back I was in Monaco - I came across an Audi TT that had been modded to have the side blades and full kit so it basically was a mini Audi R8 (at a distance perhaps without correct prescription glasses) - this guy probably sold that one too.
 
Do the indicators work on this 'Ferrari'? (Stolen from funny pictures thread)

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Paul Kemp said:
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Because MENSA know that a lot of Dyslexic Individuals are actually more often geniuses, than people without reading disbilities ;) FYI, I;m dyslexic yet it was nver picked up at school, because I always passe easily without ever opening a book to study! I never even read any of my setwork books, yet still passed all the setwork exams. I was also never diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, until my daughter was at the age of 2 in 2018. Asperger's Syndrome is hereditary! Who else had Asperger's? Albert Einstein! There is very little that you fools know about and even less than your little minds are able to comprehend. IQ is the ability to Comprehend, has nothing to do about knowledge. People can know a lot of things, but actually understand nothing! My Asperger's has given me the ability to not only immediately understand everything I hear or see 100%, but also given me the capacity to remember everything I ever hear and see, forever. But of course you fools will never be able to believe that, because you lack the ability to comprehend facts. So now all you are doing is Googling and posting what Google says! Very Sad how the new generation rely 100% on technology, because they don't have the ability to do things on their own
 
quovadis said:
Don't joke. A few years back I was in Monaco - I came across an Audi TT that had been modded to have the side blades and full kit so it basically was a mini Audi R8 (at a distance perhaps without correct prescription glasses) - this guy probably sold that one too.
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I don't touch Audis, because Audis are so kak, even Audi dealers don't want to buy back or trade-in the cars they sold their customers ;)
 
Nerfherder said:
But not using paragraphs makes your communication almost impossible to read.

I don't see how people were able to suck this info out of your advert. The car is a modified BMW, not a Ferrari. Which may well be worth the price but just needs to be noted in the advert.

Slim kind ne ?
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I don't write adverts to sell cars, I write adverts with enough info to attract Serious Buyers and cut out Tyre-Kickers and Time-Wasters! Real buyers will make contact and then I will tell them everything, as well as let the see and drive the vehicle for themselves. But before I do that, I make sure the buyers have the means to buy!

So Nee, Jy is glad nie 'n slimkind nie! ;)
 
Dave Kalis said:
I don't write adverts to sell cars, I write adverts with enough info to attract Serious Buyers and cut out Tyre-Kickers and Time-Wasters! Real buyers will make contact and then I will tell them everything, as well as let the see and drive the vehicle for themselves. But before I do that, I make sure the buyers have the means to buy!

So Nee, Jy is glad nie 'n slimkind nie! ;)
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We are just trying to help here. Did you sell this car ?
 
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