Favourite movie quotes

[Mephisto_Helix]

Movie Quotes

Do you ever find yourself repeating these gems in your daily situations ? I want to see what everyones fave movie quote is and if it is indeed been used. My favourite has to be : "Hey, taak it eezy" (mexican accent spelling attempt here, lol) from Nacho Libre. Whenever someone starts giving me hassles over bills I'll say that .... it stuns them long enough for me to hang up the phone

 

[semiautomatix]

"All-hall-righty then"?. We went through a "just keep swimming, swimming, swimming" phase for a while - people think you're insane.

 

[BCO]

"That just happened"

 

[Jonny Two Shoes]

"Yippie-ka-yay Motherf*sker" - Bruce Willis in Die Hard wish I could say that to my users sometimes when they can't operate a keyboard\mouse.

 

[Jonny Two Shoes]

"There is no spoon" - when people don't know what they are talking about and everything becomes fuzzy and confused.

 

[guest2013-1]

"What the ****?"

Probably not out of a movie, but definitely my favourite saying

 

[blunomore]

"Savvy...?" as immortalised by the one and only Mr Johnny Depp.

 

[LilJohn]

Homer Simpson franticly paging through the bible "This book has no answers"

 

[Pixie22]

"Whats the matter, you look like you just fkd your mother?"
-Faceoff

"You have something to say to me? Really? Cause I coulda sworn you just gave me a fk you look right there. Do you wanna say fk you to me?"
-Planet Terror

 

[guest2013-1]

"If you look 'moron' up in the dictionary, what do you find?!"

[response]
"What? a picture of me?"

"NO, the definition of MORON YOU MORON!!"

 

[Jonny Two Shoes]

"Oh he did, did he" - Can't remember the movie. Basically a little girl told a suicidal nutcase who liked her mom, the therapist\psychiatrist, that "Keanu Reeves" was treating her mom badly.

The little girl say's something like, "That man there called my mom a *****"
The suicidal guy just calmly says, "Oh he did, did he" then proceeds to very calmly climb out his car, fetch a crowbar out the boot, and idle towards Keanu playing the bad guy. Then he explodes with the crowbar and smashes the SUV while Keanu pulls out a revolver not knowing that the insane guy would actually love to be shot lol.

 

[bwana]

"What the ****?"

Probably not out of a movie, but definitely my favourite saying

Risky Business

 

[killadoob]

dont throw stones if you live in a glass house

of course there is yippy ka yay mother****er

 

[werries2]

Dude!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131857/quotes
Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
[Coop looks shocked]
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude.
Coop: I guess you have a point.

 

[bwana]

I've come to fix the copier . . . .

 

[Datura]

"You could give a Panado a headache mate" - Layer Cake

 

[guest2013-1]

dont throw stones if you live in a glass house

of course there is yippy ka yay mother****er

Why don't you just make like a tree and f-f-f-f-uck-off

Boondock saints (guy who kept messing up his sayings)

 

[BCO]

Dude!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0131857/quotes
Coop: I'm not gonna do it, dude, end of story!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
Coop: Dude!
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude!
[Coop looks shocked]
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: Dude.
Coop: I guess you have a point.

lol, baseketball.

Orgasmo:

"I don't wanna sound gay or nothing, but I really wanna make love to you"

 

[HavocXphere]

"There is no spoon"

I think of that quote every time I press something wrong on the DVD remote. The Sony DVD players say "There is no DVD" when no DVD is inserted.

 

[Gambit]

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

from Pulp Fiction