Favourite movie quotes

Robin Hood: You've just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
Rabbi Tuckman: Faigelehs?
Robin Hood: No, no, we're straight, just merry.
 
Jane Austen's Mafia! (1998)
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[to his girlfriend, discovered sleeping with his brother]
Anthony Cortino: How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?
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Anthony Cortino: Some would argue that the Mafia is a bad thing, that it uses its power to undermine law and order, to promote the very lowest forms of human behavior. Of course, that's all true, but in the end, maybe it's worth it.
 
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

or

Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"

or

Jumpsuit Chick #1: First you give us the continuum transfunctioner, then we give you oral pleasure.
Jesse: I've heard that one before...

Lol...I could go on forever...
 
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one? (After he stepped on and killed a roach)
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
 
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy Hand Grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies into tiny pieces... in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu —
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother.
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Brother Maynard: Amen.
Knights: Amen.
 
eek said:
Lol...in that case:

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Blazing Saddles - Good old school Mel Movie! :D
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"We'll rape their horses and ride of with all their woman"
 
There were body parts flying everywhere.
He lay there and screamed... l have all these pieces of him on me!
Just like that. l try to get him off me, my friend! l'm covered with him!
Blood everywhere and so... l try to hold him together,
But the entrails keep coming out!
And nobody would help!
He just said: ''l want to go home!'' And called my name.
''l want to go home, Johnny! l want to drive my Chevy!
But l couldn't find his legs.
''l can't find your legs!''


from Rambo, First Blood
 
foozball3000 said:
Ramada Rodham Hayman: Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. He was an older man, so wise in the ways of the world. He used to come around the schoolyard, day after day. I so admired his persistence. Even the restraining order my parents slapped on him was no deterrent. He opened my eyes to the arts: music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania. His work has meant so much to so many. And I owe him everything, Topper. Everything.
Topper Harley: I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.

Hehehe...classic :D
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Airplane?

edit: hotshots yes
 
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"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun."

"Five foot nine I didn't know they stack **** that high"

" 1)Holy dog ****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck d1cks?
2) Sir, No, Sir!
1)Are you a peter puffer?
2) Sir, No, Sir!
1) Bullsh1t! I bet you're the kind of guy who would fsck a person in the @ss and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watchin you."
:D
 
wcoetzee said:
"This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun."

"Five foot nine I didn't know they stack **** that high"

" 1)Holy dog ****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck d1cks?
2) Sir, No, Sir!
1)Are you a peter puffer?
2) Sir, No, Sir!
1) Bullsh1t! I bet you're the kind of guy who would fsck a person in the @ss and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watchin you."
:D
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was that from Full Metal Jacket?
 
1)Are you nervous?
2)Yes.
1)First time?
2)No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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(Inside Airport)

Male Announcer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Female Annoucer: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

MA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

FA: The white zone is for immediate unloading passangers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

MA: The red zone is for loading and unloading passangers. There is no stopping in the white zone.

FA: No. The white zone is for loading and unloading. There is not stopping in the red zone.

MA: The red zone's always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone.

WA: Don't tell me which zone's for stopping and which zone's for loading!

MA: Listen, Betty, don't start your white zone **** again. There is just no stopping in the white zone.

FA: Really, Vernon, why pretend? We both know what you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion.

MA: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If it's done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

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Doctor: Captain, how long before we land.
Captain: I can't tell.
Doctor: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Captain: No no. I mean, I don't know how long it's gonna be until we land. Doctor: Well can't you take a guess?
Captain: Not for another two hours.
Doctor: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Captain: No, I can't land the plane for another two hours!!
 
Robbie: [singing] I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad / Carry you around when your arthritis is bad / All I wanna do is grow old with you. / I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches / build you a fire if the furnace breaks / Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. / I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. / Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control. / So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink / Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. / Oh I could be the man to grow old with you. / I wanna grow old with you.
 
foozball3000 said:
Robbie: [singing] I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad / Carry you around when your arthritis is bad / All I wanna do is grow old with you. / I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches / build you a fire if the furnace breaks / Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you. / I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. / Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control. / So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink / Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink. / Oh I could be the man to grow old with you. / I wanna grow old with you.
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