Fire In My Undies

You f.cked now! I say cut it all off before it starts rotting. The smell will be very unpleasant.




...just joking. Seek professional help asap!
 
Yeah, sounds like you might have picked up a STD or some such... rope burn doesn't come to mind though. Best thing to do is suck it up and go to the clinic, don't be embarrassed, it can only get much worse if you leave it.
 
No sex recently (I'm single now) but six weeks ago I fooled around with a chick I fool around with from time to time and she was in control that day. . . And no condom was used. . . I was weak . . . And she was tight. . . Anyway now I'm in sh!!t . . . Dudes I said don't quote me please

Correction. She was loose ;)
 
No sex recently (I'm single now) but six weeks ago I fooled around with a chick I fool around with from time to time and she was in control that day. . . And no condom was used. . . I was weak . . . And she was tight. . . Anyway now I'm in sh!!t . . . Dudes I said don't quote me please

Well it's not carpet-burn. That only leaves one option.

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Great balls of fire......you definitely have some kind of infection it is just ironic that you like poking girls, but don't like nurses polog you
 
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