Fire In My Undies

Has unprotected sex with a girl 6 weeks ago.

Has burning genitals shortly after.

Goes onto an internet forum asking advice about what to do.

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I hope I'm posting this on the correct section.

My genitals have been burning for about 6 weeks now, I'm too chicken to go to my local Clinic (which is 20mins away by foot) because the shots they give are super painful. What I wana know is can this make me infertile if I don't treat it soon or is it already to late for my babies?

No sex recently (I'm single now) but six weeks ago I fooled around with a chick I fool around with from time to time and she was in control that day. . . And no condom was used. . . I was weak . . . And she was tight. . . Anyway now I'm in sh!!t . . . Dudes I said don't quote me please

penis and balls, no it doesn't burn when I pee. It happens randomly

Furk. Any tablet/pills/drugs I can take? I really don't want an injection :'(

Dankie I don't know what is it but I'm sure the pharmacist does. . . Pooky you disappoint me

All embarrasing posts quoted. For your inconvienance :)

Post ediiting is for the OP's account.
 
Congrats ... you have a Sexually Transmitted Disease....

You can at least feel the one, but who knows what else you got with it.....

Go see a doctor.
 
Come back and tell us what it was.

Nobody will quote you ;)
 
did you shave them then put aftershave ?
 
Methylated Spirits.
It has done wonders for me in the past and I am convinced it will be the answer to your problems too. Just dip your dick in the stuff and then light it. Simple really.

The burning sensation won't go away immediately, but if you have a friend with a camcorder it could make for a real nice Youtube vid. All worth it in the end. Whatever happens, do keep us posted.
 
Methylated Spirits.
It has done wonders for me in the past and I am convinced it will be the answer to your problems too. Just dip your dick in the stuff and then light it. Simple really.

The burning sensation won't go away immediately, but if you have a friend with a camcorder it could make for a real nice Youtube vid. All worth it in the end. Whatever happens, do keep us posted.
+1 for Dr Hammer. Finally a non-trollish response. Let us know how it goes OP.
 
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