First time having sex

Nerfherder said:
Dude... its his first time. He will be lucky if he doesn't blow his load before he even gets it in.
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haha, also true

My first time, i was very self aware of 'blowing it too soon' so I put on some music, and kept telling myself 'not before the end of this song' keep going...

i lasted just short of 3 songs...
 
Yeah, sorry bizkit, but you don't really sound very convincing. Either you're exceptionally good at sex, or you're making it up as you go along. Lasting for between 5-9 minutes on your first time? Get out of here.
 
Did this guy just join the MyBroadband forum board, to ask questions on how to have responsible sex ? Really ?

We truly are in the gutter here.
 
Graal said:
Yeah, sorry bizkit, but you don't really sound very convincing. Either you're exceptionally good at sex, or you're making it up as you go along. Lasting for between 5-9 minutes on your first time? Get out of here.
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3 songs = average 10 mins ..that there
 
Graal said:
Yeah, sorry bizkit, but you don't really sound very convincing. Either you're exceptionally good at sex, or you're making it up as you go along. Lasting for between 5-9 minutes on your first time? Get out of here.
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VERY good at sex, first time i could barely last 2 minutes :p look at me now *stallion pose*
 
Ninja'd said:
This thread is now about guessing Bizkit's songs

Queen - Under Pressure
Bob Marley - Turn your lights down low
Prince - When doves cry
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Iron Maiden - Any song 10 minutes long
Metallica - One
Soundtrack to the Wizard of Oz constant running
 
After all these posts this oak is never gonna have sex :erm:
 
Iron Butterfly - Ina gadda da vida
Genesis - Supper's Ready (in fact, list to that if you can find it)
Guns 'n Roses - November Rain
 
Graal said:
Yeah, sorry bizkit, but you don't really sound very convincing. Either you're exceptionally good at sex, or you're making it up as you go along. Lasting for between 5-9 minutes on your first time? Get out of here.
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Focus... focus... focus.... Don't look at her boobies now... focus... focus... fck this feels good... WAIT... Focus.... focus.... foc... foc... foc.... WAIT ... focus.... man, she sure is a screamer.... focus.... it kinda went like that

Also, i shagged her slowly, didn't try and spyker the mattress

Ninja'd said:
This thread is now about guessing Bizkit's songs

Queen - Under Pressure
Bob Marley - Turn your lights down low
Prince - When doves cry
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Haha, I can still remember 2 of the songs. Foo Fighters - Everlong [Ironic, yes], and The Beatles - Can't buy me love.. can't remember the 3rd one...
 
Ninja'd said:
This thread is now about guessing Bizkit's songs

Queen - Under Pressure
Bob Marley - Turn your lights down low
Prince - When doves cry
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Choose any three.

Black Sabbath - "Embryo" (0:28)
Bush - "X-Girlfriend" (0:45)
Neil Young - "What Happened Yesterday" (0:46)
Coldplay - "Parachutes" (0:46)
Yngwie Malmsteen - "Farewell" (0:48)
Ozzy Osbourne - "Dee" (0:50)
White Stripes - "Little Room" (0:50)
Kyuss - "Capsized" (0:56)
 
The_Unnamed said:
Well **** is thats the case i want to be Bizkit87, i clearly must have been doing something wrong my first time :erm:
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get the time machine ..lets all go back in time and listne to those 2 songs which will be more than enough and do as he says

"Focus... focus... focus.... Don't look at her boobies now... focus... focus... fck this feels good... WAIT... Focus.... focus.... foc... foc... foc.... WAIT ... focus.... man, she sure is a screamer.... focus.... it kinda went like that"
 
shubz said:
The Swag of the internet again, eish how did you manage to trick a girl into shagging you?
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The trick is not being a ***** and actually going out there and talking to girls. And being sexy helps.

Also not having standards helps too.
 
Graal said:
Bizkit, the more you say the less I believe you, strangely enough. Sounds more like you had a porn dream.
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samr1wp said:
yep same here with me ....

its the internet after all ..you can be who you want :p
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The_Unnamed said:
Well **** is thats the case i want to be Bizkit87, i clearly must have been doing something wrong my first time :erm:
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Haha, haters gonna hate...

I will make a confession though, I knew it was gonna happen that night, so when I got ready the afternoon, I had a quick wristie in the shower...
 
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