Floating turd

[Tabac]

Why does it float ?

Yes - I can google but that's no fun. We have such amazing experts here. There's okes who can cook eggs in an Airfryer,
Ex Generals fighting the Russians from their lazyboys, JD & AH lawyers, and even MXIT creators.

So please explain the floating turd.

 

[Tabac]

@Herr der Verboten beat you to a kak thread.

 

[BrotherTheresa]

Let Dr House explain this one to you...

 

[Creag]

It's Friday isn't it? Did I miss Thursday?

 

[Drifter]

Dis Donderdag, kakpraat is vir Vrydag.

 

[Tabac]

Dis Donderdag, kakpraat is vir Vrydag.

Ek fokof nou - Bêre die ene vir more oggend. (As hy nog dryf)

 

[backstreetboy]

You can't flush, do nr. 2 and flush again?

 

[Cius]

Floating turds, especially if lighter in colour can indicate your pancreas is not keeping up with processing fat. The Turd floats due to the oils and fats present. Can be due to a variety of reasons. If its an issue go to the doc and do a stool test. While some may like the idea thinking weight loss or something a lot of key vitamins are absorbed with fat so if your pancreas is not producing enough hormones it will lead to other issues too.

 

[saor]

Bruh. There's one ****ing toilet at work with logic as follows:

3 turds; flush 2
2 turds; flush 1
1 turd; flush none.

ffs.

 

[Goosfrabba]

I see nobody is asking for pics...

 

[epah]

Why does it float ?

Yes - I can google but that's no fun. We have such amazing experts here. There's okes who can cook eggs in an Airfryer,
Ex Generals fighting the Russians from their lazyboys, JD & AH lawyers, and even MXIT creators.

So please explain the floating turd.

I am a turd expert so i will comment, If it sinks then you are having too much meat in your diet, However if it floats it means there is enough fibre in your diet and you can bottom away.

 

[epah]

It's Friday isn't it? Did I miss Thursday?

You mean Turds-day.

 

[Tabac]

Floating turds, especially if lighter in colour can indicate your pancreas is not keeping up with processing fat. The Turd floats due to the oils and fats present. Can be due to a variety of reasons. If its an issue go to the doc and do a stool test. While some may like the idea thinking weight loss or something a lot of key vitamins are absorbed with fat so if your pancreas is not producing enough hormones it will lead to other issues too.

MMM... Interesting. Only change in my diet is pain pills i've been taking for two weeks. Might that affect my poop ?

 

[Tabac]

I am a turd expert so i will comment, If it sinks then you are having too much meat in your diet, However if it floats it means there is enough fibre in your diet and you can bottom away.

They normally torpedo down the hole like an eel looking for cover. Dunno where the extra fiber is coming from.

 

[AxField]

MMM... Interesting. Only change in my diet is pain pills i've been taking for two weeks. Might that affect my poop ?

Depends on why you taking pain pills in the first place?

 

[epah]

They normally torpedo down the hole like an eel looking for cover. Dunno where the extra fiber is coming from.

Well fibre comes vegetables/fruit/nuts etc. So if you eat a lot of those, there is your answer.

 

[saor]

I see nobody is asking for pics...

Remember when ratemypoo.com was a thing.

 

[epah]

Depends on why you taking pain pills in the first place?

Penus enLARGEment surgery.

 

[saor]

Depends on why you taking pain pills in the first place?

His logs are bigger than the exit.

 

[Tabac]

Depends on why you taking pain pills in the first place?

Broken ribs.