Floating turd

[AxField]

Penus enLARGEment surgery.

Well, I was going for a pain in his ass but it fell flat

 

[ShaunSA]

Broken ribs.

Still haven't learnt to tie those kudu down first I see

 

[Herr der Verboten]

@Herr der Verboten beat you to a kak thread.

@Boodles would be proud.

 

[ShaunSA]

@Boodles would be proud.

I miss Boodles

 

[ShaunSA]

And speaking of floating turds. I miss Pooky

 

[Craig_]

Still haven't learnt to tie those kudu down first I see

Hey fokof man, making me ugly laugh.

I actually thought is was going to be a thread about Malema

 

[Herr der Verboten]

I miss Boodles

Me Too

 

[Kornhub]

Bruh. There's one ****ing toilet at work with logic as follows:

3 turds; flush 2
2 turds; flush 1
1 turd; flush none.

ffs.

Sounds like a game of battle shyts.

 

[Kornhub]

@HunterNW you are a blue bulls supporter ? Full of hot air and kak

 

[Harmonic]

I am a turd expert so i will comment, If it sinks then you are having too much meat in your diet, However if it floats it means there is enough fibre in your diet and you can bottom away.

Ever cooked one in a Phillips Airfryer?










Sorry I couldn't help myself. I apologise in advance

 

[airborne]

Broken ribs.

Shame, what happened?

 

[FiZeR]

Why does it float ?

Yes - I can google but that's no fun. We have such amazing experts here. There's okes who can cook eggs in an Airfryer,
Ex Generals fighting the Russians from their lazyboys, JD & AH lawyers, and even MXIT creators.

So please explain the floating turd.

Don't know the cause, but the solution is a poop knife.

Divide and conquer.

 

[3WA]

Shame, what happened?

Ribs crushed under the weight of a giant turd.

 

[Tabac]

@HunterNW you are a blue bulls supporter ? Full of hot air and kak

I would have said "Jou p0es" but you don't have one - So get back to wanking in your sock.

 

[Tabac]

Shame, what happened?

Well .... I fell from a height and landed on a fcking hard structure.

 

[Heisenborg]

I can hear mine splash down as well as when they hit the bottom.

Wtf is a vegetable?

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

Well .... I fell from a height and landed on a fcking hard structure.

Thats when you started floating

 

[Tabac]

Thats when you started floating

I did float for a while - then returned to my aching body.

 

[Craig_]

Shame, what happened?

He thought that the kudu was dead...

 

[Tabac]

He thought that the kudu was dead...

It was yo mamma. I said stay ontop but then she rolled over - crushing my ribs.