Football banter thread

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Yennork said:
never, my loyalty is with Arsenal, second Liverpool, the rest can go get nickelplated
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Second Liverpool? That's almost like saying Celtic first, Rangers second..

And I never get this "second team" thing in the same league. Each to their own I suppose.
 
Oh yes - Liverpool fans have changed the "this is our year" comment to "this is our century".

Odds being that in the remaining 80+ years of this century they might lift the trophy :)
 
RexxGrim said:
My suggestion would be to have separate threads for MyBB derby games
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Like but a lot of admin and a lot of temporary threads with a page or two of posts before dying. My DBA tendencies feel that would be a waste of storage :o

Oddly enough, the game I look forward to most each season is Spurs - Arsenal at White Hart Lane (odd because I am a United fan)...that's the game that seems to deliver the best of British football most often. Where are you, Spurs supporters?
 
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cenredash said:
I think dbecks is a Manchester United supporter. But I can't be sure... he has a lot of things to say about some guy called Carrick.

Hopefully doesn't get me banned hehe
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Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!

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1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.
 
Neoprod said:
Like but a lot of admin and a lot of temporary threads with a page or two of posts before dying. My DBA tendencies feel that would be a waste of storage :o

Oddly enough, the game I look forward to most each season is Spurs - Arsenal at White Hart Lane (odd because I am a United fan)...that's the game that seems to deliver the best of British football most often. Where are you, Spurs supporters?
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I reckon this thread could do the job.

So Match banter in here as well and then keep out of other supporters threads on match day.
 
dbecks said:
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Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
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I see what you did there and although I think it was very clever, I'll have to point out that the last time we ended 4th - United were actually 7th. The season after that United was actually 4th and we we're 3rd. Last season with us in 2nd United could only manage 5th. Maybe try that kind of banter again when you guys actually manage to finish above mediocre Arsenal again.

Your gut is now going to tell you to point at your trophy cabinet, but don't because even Liverpool can do that. :p:D
 
RexxGrim said:
I see what you did there and although I think it was very clever, I'll have to point out that the last time we ended 4th - United were actually 7th. The season after that United was actually 4th and we we're 3rd. Last season with us in 2nd United could only manage 5th. Maybe try that kind of banter again when you guys actually manage to finish above mediocre Arsenal again.

Your gut is now going to tell you to point at your trophy cabinet, but don't because even Liverpool can do that. :p:D
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:D

there's a little of lemon in the dessert for my team there, but I'll take it given who you were dishing the main course to :D
 
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