scotty777
...doesn't know
I'd need t stomach that distends at the very least, 1 meter away from me in order to obscure my vision of my appendage 
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j3n0va
Expert Member
I also want a magic penis
@ Pumpkin - I recommend a diet of Mac D's daily for 2 months. Results should be satisfactory
@ Copa - Diet and exercise should reverse any unwanted symptoms of Magic penis.
MickeyD
RIP
I'd need t stomach that distends at the very least, 1 meter away from me in order to obscure my vision of my appendage
Have you been indulging in shrooms again? :twisted:
RazedInBlack
RazedInBlack
How self-indulgent can you be?
This is just the beginning and then:
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
Be afraid,be very afraid.
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
Be afraid,be very afraid.
A Non Blonde
Senior Member
Pssst Copa, perhaps i's time to consider a name change to Copaseekstip 
Fruit juice has too much sugar, I think.
The best way for you to lose weight would be to cut out most carbs. Cut out all white bread. Don't eat doughy things. No pastries, no pizza, no hotdogs, no burgers, no white bread.
Eat lots of clean vegetables. What I mean by that is don't smother the veg with oil or cheese.
You can eat meat, but don't over do it. I actually find that if you can stick to a vegetarian diet, while cutting out all the bad carbs as well, you lose weight fast.
Reduce salt intake.
Go for a walk everyday. After a while you can start jogging.
This is going to be a mission. Brace yourself. If you want results, you're going to have to stick to a routine.
MickeyD
RIP
LMAO!!!
ErEkTiLe_DySfUnKsHuN
Senior Member
So, I just had a shower and when I stood up straight and relaxed my tummy my penis vanished as though involved in some perverted magic trick.
I think I need to exercise.
Feel free to ridicule me.
Also feel free to offer embarrassing discoveries of your own.
Struggling to get it up? Need advice?
Don't ask me!!!
MickeyD
RIP
I don't think he meant that he thinks that he has ED, it's just that he cannot see it...
Stefanmuller
Expert Member
Well, at least Copa doesn't sound fat in PD lol! Small winky or pregnant belly is debatable...
copacetic
King of the Hippies
Copa, let me know if you want this thread moved to P&D
There is mention of a penis. I am sure some prude would complain and get it closed.
Alas. The discussion that is going to be missed...
But isnt that where all the discussions proving/disproving the existence of something you cant see belong?
MickeyD
RIP
But isnt that where all the discussions proving/disproving the existence of something you cant see belong?
LOL!
@Copa: buy one of those curved mirrors - it'll be good for your ego! :twisted:
copacetic
King of the Hippies
But isnt that where all the discussions proving/disproving the existence of something you cant see belong?
I'll leave it up to mod discretion.
A Non Blonde
Senior Member
Could fit right into the Dualism of Mind & Body discussion (or lack of!), no?