Granny Shoplifting!

[GreGorGy]

or under one of the 'turban' style headgear - woman collapses at till - 'brain freeze' from frozen chickens on head - true story

No it isn't.

 

[Mortymoose]

Don't want to start a thread for this, seeing as it is a simple thing, but wanted to share it...

On Monday, I was informed by Spar HQ, that one of our store's customers had won a brand new limited edition car in the Spar Win a Car comp, what made it even better, is the customer who won, is a domestic worker, does not have a license and earnd about a grand a month..... nice to see somebody that needs a bit of luck in their life get it....

 

[GreGorGy]

FÜCKING BONUS!!!!!

She could sell that thing - they are a limited edition Polo that you can only get by winning at spar. Tell her good luck and congratulations and all that. She'll be delighted and think of you as her new god. Warms the heart...

Reward yourself with beer and a braai

 

[skierenw]

well - This is a new one, Haven't heard of a granny shoplifting lol

 

[ToxicBunny]

Don't want to start a thread for this, seeing as it is a simple thing, but wanted to share it...

On Monday, I was informed by Spar HQ, that one of our store's customers had won a brand new limited edition car in the Spar Win a Car comp, what made it even better, is the customer who won, is a domestic worker, does not have a license and earnd about a grand a month..... nice to see somebody that needs a bit of luck in their life get it....

That is epic news. Congrats to her.

 

[AfricanTech]

No it isn't.

Spoilsport

That's such a lekker story.

 

[AfricanTech]

Don't want to start a thread for this, seeing as it is a simple thing, but wanted to share it...

On Monday, I was informed by Spar HQ, that one of our store's customers had won a brand new limited edition car in the Spar Win a Car comp, what made it even better, is the customer who won, is a domestic worker, does not have a license and earnd about a grand a month..... nice to see somebody that needs a bit of luck in their life get it....

Gratz to her. Very nice thing to have happened.

 

[isie]

Don't want to start a thread for this, seeing as it is a simple thing, but wanted to share it...

On Monday, I was informed by Spar HQ, that one of our store's customers had won a brand new limited edition car in the Spar Win a Car comp, what made it even better, is the customer who won, is a domestic worker, does not have a license and earnd about a grand a month..... nice to see somebody that needs a bit of luck in their life get it....

That is so cool

 

[Wburn]

I used to work at an optometric practice about 15 years ago. An old lady of 80 walked out the door and the door alarm went off. Knowing that pacemakers sometimes do that , we calmed her down and let her go. She returned three days later with the stolen frame,confessing that she stole it and asked if she could exchange it for one in a different colour as the colour didn't suit her clothes! Imagine that. We just banned her from the shop.

 

[Packer]

Don't want to start a thread for this, seeing as it is a simple thing, but wanted to share it...

On Monday, I was informed by Spar HQ, that one of our store's customers had won a brand new limited edition car in the Spar Win a Car comp, what made it even better, is the customer who won, is a domestic worker, does not have a license and earnd about a grand a month..... nice to see somebody that needs a bit of luck in their life get it....

I wondered about this. A VW Vivo Limited Edition? A true ‘Limited Edition’ would be much too expensive. I reckon it’s just a standard Vivo with a ‘Limited Edition’ paint job with a ‘go faster’ stripe. Still, a nice prize. If the winner feels the ‘Limited Edition’ paint job sucks, can they have a standard Vivo?

 

[Mortymoose]

Yawn! The joys of being in retail, just grabbed these three chipmunks lifting chocolates from the shelf, The two younger ones are oblivious to what's going on, the elder ring leader dressed in black showed no remorse until I lost my cool and started screaming and shouting, we wrote a letter for him to take home to his guardian to come and see us tomorrow at 16h00, failing that we will get the local law and head on down to the state school on wednesday to extract him in front of his class...


This lot are too young to send to the courts and one gets the impression that they are fully aware of it.... so let's see how the guardian reacts at the meeting tomorrow and take it from there....

 

[maumau]

I don't know how you stop yourself from giving them each a crack.

 

[Freshy-ZN]

Do they not have sjambokke in Nam?

 

[Picard]

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[Picard]

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Tell that punk on the left to take his hands out of his pockets and to stand up straight.

 

[Spliffcat]

Cattle prodder will work wonders.

 

[ichigo]

Reminds me of my Gran who was trying on shoes and forgot that she didn't put her old shoes back on and almost walked out the woolworths, luckily we noticed and stopped her and went back to find where her shoes were.