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http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Grans-bomb-joke-bombs-20100509
Bloemfontein - An Mpumalanga woman's joke about having a bomb and a machine gun in her suitcase while checking in at Bloemfontein airport resulted in her being arrested and detained overnight.

Charmaine Hugo, 50, had been in Bloemfontein for the birth of her second grandchild.

Her joke resulted in a special sitting of the Bloemfontein Magistrate's Court in the early hours of Saturday morning. She was released on R500 bail shortly before dawn by Magistrate Andries Schoeman. The State did not oppose bail.

She is due to appear in the magistrate's court again on Monday, presumably charged with contravening the Civil Aviation Act.

Willem Edeling was instructed by Francois Alberts, of Alberts Attorneys, to appear on behalf of Hugo, while Johan de Nysschen represented the State.

A source told Volksblad that there is the possibility of a civil suit and criminal charges against police officials as a result of their actions.

Hugo's husband is also an attorney.

Sniffer dogs

As far as can be ascertained, the drama started on Friday evening as Hugo checked in her luggage for her flight to Johannesburg.

Apparently she was asked a few times what she had in her suitcase, to which she answered that it contained only clothing and similar items.

When asked for the umpteenth time, she apparently replied in a joking way that she was carrying a machine gun and a bomb or explosives.

Volksblad was told that explosives experts and sniffer dogs showed up immediately and started to search her luggage. Although no weapons or explosives were found, Hugo was arrested.


She called Alberts before the police took her to the Navalsig police station, where De Nysschen reportedly arrived after he, too, was summoned.

Alberts called in Edeling's help.

Volksblad has also learned that, despite a recommendation by De Nysschen that she be released with a warning, the police refused to release her.

The police transferred her to the cells at the Mangaung police station.

Meanwhile, Edeling had made arrangements for a bail application at the magistrate's court, but a policeman at Mangaung reportedly refused to take her to the court.

Apparently Edeling, Alberts, De Nysschen and Schoeman spent over an hour waiting in the magistrate's court building in the early morning hours, before members of the organised crime unit brought Hugo to the court. The bail application finally began at 05:00.

Traumatised

On Sunday Alberts told Volksblad that Hugo, who is currently with her son in Bloemfontein, is still too traumatised to speak to the media.

"It's a nightmare. The way they treated her was unacceptable."

Police spokesperson Mmako Mophiring confirmed the incident on Sunday and said Hugo had apparently threatened or alleged that there was a bomb in her luggage.

Such comments or threats are taken very seriously and will not be tolerated, he said, adding that it is probably due to the gravity of the incident that the police didn't want to release her on bail.

K@k joke. BUt lets make an example of the granny. Nice being an elderly person in SA.
 
Don't fsck with airport authority...

Why didn't she just open the bag and show them?
 
Stupid thing to do. But I know I would have ended up there as well.

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...FFS!! a bomb and gun...

And that is how the shyte hit the fan..


Saying that the police could have dealt with it better.
 
Don't fsck with airport authority...

Why didn't she just open the bag and show them?

I got gatvol of the guys asking me in what's in my bag at Tel Aviv. Eventually made them look for themselves. They must have asked me 20+ times. Plonkers. Making bomb jokes is very bloody stupid though.

Agreed. Just think they could have asked to look too.
 
Saying that the police could have dealt with it better.

Unfortunately, this is a standard line of questioning internationally. I have been subjected to it numerous times and it is very fekking annoying.
 
I got gatvol of the guys asking me in what's in my bag at Tel Aviv. Eventually made them look for themselves. They must have asked me 20+ times. Plonkers. Making bomb jokes is very bloody stupid though.

Especially in Tel Aviv, I wouldn't even bare my teeth at those guys in case they found it threatening.
 
**** idea to joke about bombs, but airport security can get bloody annoying. I was searched and questioned about 7 times the lst time that I was at Heathrow. :(
 
Since when do granny's fit the profile for suicide bombers?

It seems to me it is more a case of the police trying to show who is boss. They could have asked once, and then if they felt she is hiding something, asked to look in the bag themselves. Some civility and common sense would go a long way to prevent needless cases like this.
 
Since when do granny's fit the profile for suicide bombers?

It seems to me it is more a case of the police trying to show who is boss. They could have asked once, and then if they felt she is hiding something, asked to look in the bag themselves. Some civility and common sense would go a long way to prevent needless cases like this.
Ja well... smart thinking. So, the police will only question certain types of people and never a granny. The terrorists will never notice this tactic and use it to their advantage. Think for like a minute before posting.
 
Ja well... smart thinking. So, the police will only question certain types of people and never a granny. The terrorists will never notice this tactic and use it to their advantage. Think for like a minute before posting.

White people aren't terrorists.
 
Ja well... smart thinking. So, the police will only question certain types of people and never a granny. The terrorists will never notice this tactic and use it to their advantage. Think for like a minute before posting.

I never said she should never be asked, but that is why they have x-ray machines and metal detectors. If after that they still feel she is a threat, looking into the bag would have been the obvious choice. Asking the same question over-and-over, is not going to contribute to a speedy resolution of the perceived threat.
 
Back on track: When asked questions at an airpot, try keep your cool no matter how mundane the process is. It is an effective process and is there for a very good reason. YOUR safety. Want to get a free lunch in a concrete cell, make a stupid joke.
 
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