playkiller no.2 said:
Get a dress cause you arn't the man of the house.
reminds me of a funny story.... Let me hope i get it right.
Painkiller no.2 is getting married and before he does his old man sits him down."Now Painkiller no.2 when I married your mother I sat her down on the night of our honeymoon and gave her my pants and told her to put them on"
she replied "But honey they are too big they will never fit me"
To that I replied "Exactly, that is how it will always be. I wear the pants in this relationship and that is how it will always be"
Painkiller no.2's honeymoon finally arrives and he sits his missus down, takes off his pants and gave them to her and told her to put them on"
she replied "But honey they are too big they will never fit me"
To that I replied "Exactly, that is how it will always be. I wear the pants in this relationship and that is how it will always be"
At this, PainKiller no.2's new wife takes off her pants and tells him to put them on. He relies "But honey these pants are too small, I will never get into these pants".
She replies "And if you don't change your attitude right now you never will".