Having Daughters! ~ Eye Candy Days Are Over!

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Anyone else experience this?

Back when in the day, I knew a few old men, who would ogle at the eye candy as they walked past, young girls, late teens, early twenties..... they would do this in a professional manner, experienced, holding an in depth conversation with me, eyes sliding, tongue hanging out, the occasional sigh as they reminisced about their own horny days of youth....

I never liked this, thought it quite degrading... but as the years went by I would find myself in a mall gazing at the sprightly young curves.... no harm, just eye candy..... I was on my way to being a dirty old man....

Or so I thought....

My two daughters grew up, well hit the late teens, bordering on the twenties..... and something deep inside changed.....

The eye candy was no longer captivating, the sensation gone...... "Good Grief Morty, tis some poor father's daughter...." , I would tell myself.....

Does this happen to all aging father's of daughters?

:whistle:
 
Anyone else experience this?

Back when in the day, I knew a few old men, who would ogle at the eye candy as they walked past, young girls, late teens, early twenties..... they would do this in a professional manner, experienced, holding an in depth conversation with me, eyes sliding, tongue hanging out, the occasional sigh as they reminisced about their own horny days of youth....

I never liked this, thought it quite degrading... but as the years went by I would find myself in a mall gazing at the sprightly young curves.... no harm, just eye candy..... I was on my way to being a dirty old man....

Or so I thought....

My two daughters grew up, well hit the late teens, bordering on the twenties..... and something deep inside changed.....

The eye candy was no longer captivating, the sensation gone...... "Good Grief Morty, tis some poor father's daughter...." , I would tell myself.....

Does this happen to all aging father's of daughters?

:whistle:

No, you're turning gay.
 
Pics of said daughters? To fully empathise with the situation...
 
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Anyone else experience this?

Back when in the day, I knew a few old men, who would ogle at the eye candy as they walked past, young girls, late teens, early twenties..... they would do this in a professional manner, experienced, holding an in depth conversation with me, eyes sliding, tongue hanging out, the occasional sigh as they reminisced about their own horny days of youth....

I never liked this, thought it quite degrading... but as the years went by I would find myself in a mall gazing at the sprightly young curves.... no harm, just eye candy..... I was on my way to being a dirty old man....

Or so I thought....

My two daughters grew up, well hit the late teens, bordering on the twenties..... and something deep inside changed.....

The eye candy was no longer captivating, the sensation gone...... "Good Grief Morty, tis some poor father's daughter...." , I would tell myself.....

Does this happen to all aging father's of daughters?

:whistle:

Well, there's an old religious saying, that everything God gives to you, is to make you a better man; to make you more godly.

So, embrace the gift... and the light.
 
Well, there's an old religious saying, that everything God gives to you, is to make you a better man; to make you more godly.

So, embrace the gift... and the light.

If god didn't want us to appreciate the female form in all its glory he would not have made them look so damn good (and given us eyes)
 
Anyone else experience this?

I have never been a perv however i do appreciate beauty but not in a perv'y way.

My daughter is now 21 and yes I would say there are plenty dirty old men out there............

I once was having lunch with 3 guys and they were perv'ing at a young beauty and I said she's too young for you so stop perv'ing, all three said nope you not old enough.
 
My ex pervs at my SON'S friends!!!!:wtf:

And I cannot stand watching old men perv at my daughter when I am out with her (mind you, they are probably checking me out too:whistle::crylaugh: and dirty, dirty thoughts are going through their dirty, dirty minds:mad:)
 
I find my age goes up significantly. Anything younger than 25 looks too childish these days.
 
I think as long as they are not younger than your youngest daughter it's ok.
 
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