Hellmann's - What junk is this?

[FiestaST]

I was listening to some Whackhead this morning & the breakfast team were talking about this.

More than 1 commented on Hellmann's being real mayo.

So yeah that famous saying about opinions & buttholes.

 

[purple face]

https://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/food-drink/sad-news-popular-condiment-hellmanns-mayonnaise-will-be-discontinued-in-south-africa-786dcd74-9028-4ec5-beb4-734818b89853?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR18GEbZhMkHQwmCN_PIH8drYEQdlVqseH6X0DvmYOmUbuIKoslYK83lGeM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#Echobox=1675246665

 

[Spizz]

Looks like I'll have to get Hellmans on the list for friends and family to bring when visiting from UK. Already got my sister bringing Branston pickle and Lavazza pods next month.

 

[RedViking]

sorry did I hurt your feelings are you Hellmans mayonnaise?

If you hurt my feelings, it will be the same as someone making a fart in a crowded place, I won't notice.

 

[Pak Fa Fui]

I was listening to some Whackhead this morning & the breakfast team were talking about this.

More than 1 commented on Hellmann's being real mayo.

So yeah that famous saying about opinions & buttholes.

Unbelievable, he normally has listeners amongst the highest IQ in the land

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Payday and I am a happy smurf
Thanx for the link @RedViking

 

[RedViking]

Payday and I am a happy smurf
Thanx for the link @RedViking

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Pleasure bud. Enjoy!

 

[Geoff.D]

Payday and I am a happy smurf
Thanx for the link @RedViking

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Ja, PnP made a big song and dance about importing this rubbish again. ~R70 for 400 gm of the most disgusting mayonnaise I have ever had the misfortune to taste. You guys must be crazy, or your taste buds are completely screwed by Covid.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Ja, PnP made a big song and dance about importing this rubbish again. ~R70 for 400 gm of the most disgusting mayonnaise I have ever had the misfortune to taste. You guys must be crazy, or your taste buds are completely screwed by Covid.

#mouthgasm

 

[MentellusMaximus]

#fakedmouthgasm

 

[Geoff.D]

#mouthgasm

The most I will concede is that it is possible that the bottle we bought "to see what the fuss is all about", might have been vrot. But we will most definitely not be gambling R70 to find out.

 

[RedViking]

Ja, PnP made a big song and dance about importing this rubbish again. ~R70 for 400 gm of the most disgusting mayonnaise I have ever had the misfortune to taste. You guys must be crazy, or your taste buds are completely screwed by Covid.

Basically creamy salt mix.

 

[RedViking]

The most I will concede is that it is possible that the bottle we bought "to see what the fuss is all about", might have been vrot. But we will most definitely not be gambling R70 to find out.

It was not vrot. That is what it taste like.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

You lot are uncultured !

 

[RedViking]

You lot are uncultured !

Alcohol eats you up from the inside out.... Sorry bud. But I think your taste buds are screwed up.

 

[killerbyte]

I miss the Crosse & Blackwell tangy mayo... all I have in the UK is Heinz and Hellmans.

 

[SauRoNZA]

I miss the Crosse & Blackwell tangy mayo... all I have in the UK is Heinz and Hellmans.

Is it a local SA brand? I always just assumed it was international.

 

[SauRoNZA]

Ja, PnP made a big song and dance about importing this rubbish again. ~R70 for 400 gm of the most disgusting mayonnaise I have ever had the misfortune to taste. You guys must be crazy, or your taste buds are completely screwed by Covid.

While I don’t find it disgusting, it is rather bland and boring and I don’t get the fuss either.

 

[bwana]

I miss the Crosse & Blackwell tangy mayo... all I have in the UK is Heinz and Hellmans.

Have you tried the Heinz salad cream?

 

[epah]

I miss the Crosse & Blackwell tangy mayo... all I have in the UK is Heinz and Hellmans.

Now Heinz mayonnaise is where it’s at.