Hellmann's - What junk is this?

[Pineapple Smurf]

It wasn't condensed milk I told you to use in that recipe...

/whistles

phuck
what now?
now i dont remember why i bought that tin
must of been another Tannie that gave me a recipe
my bad
apologies

 

[bwana]

Vegetable oil.

What about it - oil, egg, and an acid are the three things that basically have to be in mayonnaise.

 

[Fulcrum29]

I still have a tin of condensed milk.
Bought it during lock down, @EMAM sent me a recipe to make something but I cant remember what it was now.
Still have the tin, maybe I should PIF it

Ass(orted) party cream?

 

[EMAM]

phuck
what now?
now i dont remember why i bought that tin
must of been another Tannie that gave me a recipe
my bad
apologies

Whoosh

And who's a fkking tannie?

 

[Lupus]

Swear they are vegan

It is, but it actually tastes good

 

[Fulcrum29]

What about it - oil, egg, and an acid are the three things that basically have to be in mayonnaise.

Canola dressing.

 

[wbot]

I was going to say that Nola, in my opinion, tastes like regular Canola mayo, but B-well does only Canola mayos, right?

I think so. It tastes good though

 

[bwana]

Canola dressing.

Canola oil is ideal for making mayo?

 

[Fulcrum29]

Canola oil is ideal for making mayo?

No, but that is what B-well is, amongst various other canola based mayos, marketed as mayonnaise as a 'healthy' alternative. There are canola/egg mayonnaises as well.

 

[RedViking]

Canola oil is ideal for making mayo?

Vegan's can do anything and still give it the same name.

 

[s0lar]

Am all about reducing my foot print. Tried the vegan one, literally tasted like plastic. Mif!

 

[Fulcrum29]

Vegan's can do anything and still give it the same name.

Creamy Vegan Mayonnaise Brands You Need to Try | PETA

What is mayonnaise, anyway? A sauce made with eggs from abused chickens. We found vegan mayonnaise options that taste great without eggs or cruelty!

www.peta.org

 

[gottagoon]

It wasn't condensed milk I told you to use in that recipe...

/whistles

Dis EMAM naughty. Needs her bum schlapped. Naughty girl. Is she pretty?

 

[Rickster]

Nola or Blackwell is my choice, add a few drops of Tabasco and you are sorted.

Chicken pasta swimming in mayo and some Tabasco.

 

[Papa Smears]

Dis EMAM naughty. Needs her bum schlapped. Naughty girl. Is she pretty?

Shes internet pretty

 

[Captain Beer]

Shes internet pretty

Who the **** is this? Pap smear Smurf?

 

[Geoff.D]

I just checked my fridge
This is what I have
It is in my opinion the best mayonnaise for the cheap price.
I will probably never ever change brands.
Been on this one for around 5 years now

740 grams jar
R28.99

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Mayo without eggs is not mayo. Call it something else.

 

[Geoff.D]

Swear they are vegan

You may be right. Their meat tastes like recycled cardboard.

 

[Geoff.D]

I still have a tin of condensed milk.
Bought it during lock down, @EMAM sent me a recipe to make something but I cant remember what it was now.
Still have the tin, maybe I should PIF it

Make caramel. Stick in a pot of water, boil on the stove til the tin explodes. Eat the caramel off the ceiling first then off the rest of the kitchen.

 

[RedViking]

Make caramel. Stick in a pot of water, boil on the stove til the tin explodes. Eat the caramel off the ceiling first then off the rest of the kitchen.

Lol. I tried to make caramel once. Had to chuck the concrete and the pot away.