Hellmann's - What junk is this?

I won't buy this mayo again, but I am now half way through the bottle, mixing it with chilly Sauce.

I like salty food. But this mayo is extremely salty. So since watering it down with 50/50 chilli sauce it is actually not bad.

I won't call it mayo though.

Hmm, must say that while I'm not a huge fan of Hellmans I've never picked up that it's particular salty...so in spite of the reams written, I reckon you got an abnormal one
 
FFS adults are talking kid

@Papa Smurf speak to these kids of today

I know some people like coriander but for me, something about the smell is exactly the same as the scent stink bugs give off. It’s an association o haven’t been able to break
 
Big difference in taste and smell between ground up coriander seeds and fresh coriander leaves.

Of course grown ups like both, although they can be an acquired taste, like going down on a woman for the first time. Kids wont understand.

Does your boyfriend know you’ve gone down on a woman?
 
Big difference in taste and smell between ground up coriander seeds and fresh coriander leaves.

Of course grown ups like both, although they can be an acquired taste, like going down on a woman for the first time. Kids wont understand.
Whats the difference between Castle Lite and a muffdive?
A muffdive only tastes like piss for 5 seconds
 
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