Help! Crazy woman advice

[DerpiesFreud]

I`ve known this girl for a week,shes batsit insane

Event 0:
she sends me flirty texts such as "Mwah Miss you",
"I cant take it if anything bad happens to you",
"I hope we`ll be close in future"
"Heyy are you busy?,wanna have dinner?"

Event 1:
We go for lunch and she insists on choosing my order for me(control freak much?)
I refuse and order what I want,she gets grumpy and beechies
Doesn`t talk to me,makes snide comments,criticizes my choices.

later on she starts talking to me like nothing happened...DAFUQ??


Event 2:
Suddenly out of the blue she starts asking me about my sexual relations with females.
I mention a few(bad idea probably)

And suddenly I`m the spawn of satan,I`ve committed and unforgivable offence(I`m still a virgin,technically)
So now she`s saying I`m morally inferior than her and I`m going to burn in hell.

the next day shes back to normal like nothing happened again and tells me about her boyfriend(see the cycle)
DAFUQ No 2

Event 3:
She invites herself to my place for a while and looks for something to drink,she finds it and drinks a coffee
then she takes out a book and starts reading
DAFUQ No 3
1.
I am seriously stumped about wth is going on...anybody can make this sense for me?
2.
It seems like she thinks I`m her play thing?


I don`t enjoy her company anymore... I`d like to cut off/reduce contact without souring our relations(I don`t want to die,or be drowned in sheep blood while sleeping.)

I see her atleast weekly due to mutual work...
3.How do I get away?

The inevitable question....pm for pics
I`l censor out irrelevant stuff and her identity(like those black bars over their eyes and genitals)

 

[copacetic]

The inevitable question....pm for pics
I`l censor out irrelevant stuff and her identity(like those black bars over their eyes and genitals)

:wtf:

 

[DerpiesFreud]

:wtf:

In every thread I made about females to date at least 10 people have asked for pics.
I know people are curious and I`ve already answered a question that hasn`t been asked yet

 

[bromster]

Ask her to lunch or something and ask her exactly what is going on. That story just sounds far too complicated for me.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Ask her to lunch or something and ask her exactly what is going on. That story just sounds far too complicated for me.

I`m tempted to do so but more stuff might happen :wtf:

 

[spidaman]

Her age?

 

[kimimaro]

hit an run, peke

 

[Hamish McPanji]

She knows where you live......you are screwed! Just give here what she wants, and except your fate

 

[Pooky]

nuke you must live in a very strange place, maybe it is inside your head.

 

[visrot]

Why DO you have to see her on a weekly basis?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Her age?

not too sure but its
18<her age<25

hit an run, peke

I should hit her? :erm:
I do not support physical violence unless I am in immediate danger

She knows where you live......you are screwed! Just give here what she wants, and except your fate

everything except my fate?

nuke you must live in a very strange place, maybe it is inside your head.

:erm: This is real I promise you!! I even have pics to prove it

Why DO you have to see her on a weekly basis?

We have common activities on a weekly basis that cannot be moved by either of us.
So I have to keep things friendly...

 

[Dee96]

@ OP

Why did you start counting from "Event 0"?

You are the 3rd person i saw that started counting from 0 (2nd person in that case)

 

[akescpt]

Depends on hotness

 

[tsume]

Are you a programmer or a computer scientist?

 

[requiem]

Confess your undying love.

She will run away.

 

[Dean]

@ OP

Why did you start counting from "Event 0"?

You are the 3rd person i saw that started counting from 0 (2nd person in that case)

Same reason he also used < <'s to indicate her age range - OP is clearly a coder.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

@ OP

Why did you start counting from "Event 0"?

You are the 3rd person i saw that started counting from 0 (2nd person in that case)

Are you a programmer or a computer scientist?

Same reason he also used < <'s to indicate her age range - OP is clearly a coder.

Yes I am a Computer Scientist/Coder(both)

Event 0 started before event 1 and ended after event 2 but before event 3
or :
|----0 -------------------|
|------1-----------2----------3-------|

Depends on hotness

5/10
-2 for being batshort insane and having a really irritating personality

Confess your undying love.

She will run away.

Or she will kidnap me and bury me neck down in her backyard so we can be together till the end of time :erm:

 

[requiem]

Yes I am a Computer Scientist/Coder(both)

Or she will kidnap me and bury me neck down in her backyard so we can be together till the end of time :erm:

What is the common activity you take part in?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

What is the common activity you take part in?

Like I said its a work/activity thingy
We`re both part of the administration of a local sports club(tennis),which we both play too
It is theoretically possible to avoid her by adjusting work days but I`d like to avoid that if possible

 

[Lycanthrope]

She sounds bipolar.