Help! Crazy woman advice

[requiem]

Like I said its a work/activity thingy
We`re both part of the administration of a local sports club(tennis),which we both play too
It is theoretically possible to avoid her by adjusting work days but I`d like to avoid that if possible

We asked for the activity because it affects your options.

So a chick is crazy and making your life uncomfortable.

To easily avoid her you have to change your schedule a bit... but you don't want to do that?

Then do the harder thing and tell her that you are seeing someone and you find her distracting because she is pretty, so will she please leave you alone...

 

[DerpiesFreud]

She sounds bipolar.

Thats what I suspect...jumping in between crazyness,hostilities and being friendly
The choosing my meal thing is especially weird,sure people get pissed off but just because I refused to eat what she wanted...DAFUQ??

We asked for the activity because it affects your options.

So a chick is crazy and making your life uncomfortable.

To easily avoid her you have to change your schedule a bit... but you don't want to do that?

Then do the harder thing and tell her that you are seeing someone and you find her distracting because she is pretty, so will she please leave you alone...

ZOMG you are a genius!
Unless she tries to kill me and the imaginary girl I`m seeing

I don`t mind changing my schedule but I`d rather not because that time slot suits me the best and I`d have to shuffle other stuff to make it work

 

[requiem]

Thats what I suspect...jumping in between crazyness,hostilities and being friendly
The choosing my meal thing is especially weird,sure people get pissed off but just because I refused to eat what she wanted...DAFUQ??


ZOMG you are a genius!
Unless she tries to kill me and the imaginary girl I`m seeing

I don`t mind changing my schedule but I`d rather not because that time slot suits me the best and I`d have to shuffle other stuff to make it work

There isn't much else you can do guy.

Talk straight to her and draw boundaries. Or avoid her by changing schedules.

Maybe hit her in the face with a tennis ball

 

[ChilliGirl]

Be honest and say she is not the girl/lady for you.
If you wish to say you're with someone else or such, not a problem. Just be adiment that it's not gonna happen.

Delete her number and move on.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

There isn't much else you can do guy.

Talk straight to her and draw boundaries. Or avoid her by changing schedules.

Maybe hit her in the face with a tennis ball

lol
I dont mind being straight and honest
but after what I`ve witnessed I`m not sure that breaking it off immediately is such a good idea

Be honest and say she is not the girl/lady for you.
If you wish to say you're with someone else or such, not a problem. Just be adiment that it's not gonna happen.

Delete her number and move on.

Aw hell no I`m not interested in her,not after all the crazy stunts she pulled.
And there are quite a few non crazy single beautiful women around...

oh and if I do change schedules She`ll find me and interrogate me as to why...
she did that when turned down a lunch offer from her,she got all whats wrong,are you mad?,please just once...
I`m scared

 

[ChilliGirl]

lol
I dont mind being straight and honest
but after what I`ve witnessed I`m not sure that breaking it off immediately is such a good idea

Aw hell no I`m not interested in her,not after all the crazy stunts she pulled.
And there are quite a few non crazy single beautiful women around...

oh and if I do change schedules She`ll find me and interrogate me as to why...
she did that when turned down a lunch offer from her,she got all whats wrong,are you mad?,please just once...
I`m scared

Then tell her. Don't change your schedule.

When forced to greet her do so in a platonic manner that indicates an indifference.

Might take her time, but frankly that is not your problem. Does not seem like you got leg-over, nevermind lived together.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Then tell her. Don't change your schedule.

When forced to greet her do so in a platonic manner that indicates an indifference.

Might take her time, but frankly that is not your problem. Does not seem like you got leg-over, nevermind lived together.

I don`t think she has romantic interest in me,she`s said so many times... and she has a boyfriend
Which makes her behaviour even weirder... :erm:

 

[NomNom]

I would just tell her to stop acting so strange and to leave me alone.

 

[Dee96]

I don`t think she has romantic interest in me,she`s said so many times... and she has a boyfriend
Which makes her behaviour even weirder... :erm:

I have a solution....

Why dnt u start acting crazier.... like

1) sniff her out of the blue
2) storm out screaming n ranting and act like nothing happened an hour later
3) carry a piece of ur gfs hair around with you and talk to her through it
4) refuse to turn left when walking, instead make a 270 degree right turn
and so on.....

Your rep might take some damage but at least you will be alive....

 

[Dee96]

Same reason he also used < <'s to indicate her age range - OP is clearly a coder.

I see... This caused this joke to jump to mind.....

A wife asks her husband "Hey, could you go to the shop for me and get a litre of milk? And if they have eggs, get six."

The husband returns with six litres of milk. "Why on earth did you
buy six litres of milk??" screams the wife.

"They had eggs."

 

[genetic]

@ OP

Why did you start counting from "Event 0"?

Geekiness level 10

 

[Nicci]

I have a solution....

Why dnt u start acting crazier.... like

1) sniff her out of the blue
2) storm out screaming n ranting and act like nothing happened an hour later
3) carry a piece of ur gfs hair around with you and talk to her through it
4) refuse to turn left when walking, instead make a 270 degree right turn
and so on.....

Your rep might take some damage but at least you will be alive....

Brilliant!!

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

WTF is wrong with you, fission?!!! Your in the prime of your life.

Tell her you're really into her and you'd love to have a kiss (French open). Then tap that schit! And while you're at it pop it in the poopa!

Then next time you're playing tennis you make a Mr. Bean face to let her know that you're in charge now.

Romeo is back!

 

[Hamster]

Take her to dinner and when the mood is set take her hand, softly, look her straight in the eyes and tell her you are gay. Or that you picked up some incurable STD at a zoo last weekend.

Either way, still waiting for the PICS.

 

[Freshy-ZN]

The best way to get rid of chicks is to wee on them.

 

[Hamster]

WTF is wrong with you, fission?!!! Your in the prime of your life.

Tell her you're really into her and you'd love to have a kiss (French open). Then tap that schit! And while you're at it pop it in the poopa!

Then next time you're playing tennis you make a Mr. Bean face to let her know that you're in charge now.

Romeo is back!

Or this approach. Get her in bed and REALLY get your freak on. I mean do the kinda stuff you only read about on the interweb - and I mean the kinda stuff that would freak out a hooker. It's all about YOU for a change.

Hopefully you do something so weird that you would freak her out completely and she'd just leave you alone.

 

[Hamster]

Can't believe I haven't thought about this before. Anytime you are with her just talk about computers and stuff. Bore her to death. Works for me

 

[Pooky]

Can't believe I haven't thought about this before. Anytime you are with her just talk about computers and stuff. Bore her to death. Works for me

You just made me feel sad

 

[Hamster]

You just made me feel sad

It's like Raid to a bug. Salt to a slug.

"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a software developer"
*dazed look*
"I write computer programs"
"Oh...you must be smart"

*gone*

Next time they ask me I'm just gonna tell them I whore around and steal my mother's money. Seems to work for most guys out there

 

[Pooky]

It's like Raid to a bug. Salt to a slug.

"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a software developer"
*dazed look*
"I write computer programs"
"Oh...you must be smart"

*gone*

Next time they ask me I'm just gonna tell them I whore around and steal my mother's money. Seems to work for most guys out there

I'm sure there are some programmer ladies out there. Maybe not so much in South AFrica though.,