Help! Crazy woman advice

[Frankie23]

Dude. Design yourself an "evil twin just arrived from XYZ overseas country" (or a "good" twin, whatever floats your boat) personality, and rotate the two personalities whenever you see her. Think Me Myself and Irene.

Carry a dildo in your back pocket. Call it Mr Slinky. Make it fall out by accident.

 

[I.am.Sam]

where the furk are the crazy eye pics

no pics means OP is BS

 

[RazedInBlack]

3.How do I get away?

Just tell her to fuck off?

 

[Devill]

I`ve known this girl for a week,shes batsit insane

Event 0:
<snip>

Why do you not just ask her if her boyfriend know about you.

If she says yes, then ask if he knows that you and her slept together.

Keep making if you guys slept together, move stuff around in your house when she comes to visit and she is in the bathroom / somewhere where she can not see you moving the stuff around.

Then the next time she comes over, get a hooker to come over and get the hooker to say that the crazy lady paid for her.

Than thank the batty one for organising a threesome and tell her your previous 23 girlfriends were not as understanding.

In every thread I made about females to date at least 10 people have asked for pics.
I know people are curious and I`ve already answered a question that hasn`t been asked yet

Lol, so post them.

@ OP

Why did you start counting from "Event 0"?

You are the 3rd person i saw that started counting from 0 (2nd person in that case)

All races start with the clock on 0.

I have a solution....

Why dnt u start acting crazier.... like

1) sniff her out of the blue
2) storm out screaming n ranting and act like nothing happened an hour later
3) carry a piece of ur gfs hair around with you and talk to her through it
4) refuse to turn left when walking, instead make a 270 degree right turn
and so on.....

Your rep might take some damage but at least you will be alive....

This could also work.

 

[Kornhub]

Is nuke the real 40 year old virgin

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Is nuke the real 40 year old virgin

I`m not 40,I`m in my early twenties...
and I`l post pics once I get my memory card tommorw...

Day 4 No contact
Lets hope it stays this way,I`m going to miss club activities on wednesday due to other responsibilities

 

[STS]

Dude, pm me a pic so long.

The last 3 women I've met have been bat**** insane and had been trying to get me to take a level of interest in them that they thought was reasonable.

It's not good to lie, as that will just come back to haunt you in another way. You can't be scared of her, which is why I need a pm so I can tell how big or angry she looks you can be firm with her without trying to intentionally hurt her, even if she takes it that way.

You say she has a boyfriend, raise that with her and say that you wouldn't appreciate your girlfriend spending that much time with another guy, if you believe that.

Start petty arguments with her like your stance on abortion, religion, homosexuals, politics, etc. Right now you might be appealing to her because you're mysterious and you haven't bent to her will yet. This isn't going to happen quickly, but it is the safest way to go if you have to continue working with her, you need to help her lose interest in you without rejecting her, or else you're going to unleash a whole other demon

 

[Swa]

Or at the very least, don't let her come over - unless its for batsch1t crazy sex.

If it were me I'd set a couple of other conditions. Either she'll comply or run away.

 

[Cube3]

You should bang her...... then you'll know what crazy feels like.... then RUN, change your phone number and address.

Prepare to be stalked.

 

[I.am.Sam]

where are the pics

 

[DerpiesFreud]

You should bang her...... then you'll know what crazy feels like.... then RUN, change your phone number and address.

Prepare to be stalked.

where are the pics

Pm sent

Edit : I broke something,pm me if you haven`t received said pic

 

[Swa]

I still want to know what kind of relationship this is. Why pics? What kind of pics?

 

[Pooky]

Can I pretty please ssee a pic too pm me darling

 

[DerpiesFreud]

I still want to know what kind of relationship this is. Why pics? What kind of pics?

To me we were just friends apparantly.god knows what shes thinking.
pics to determine if I should tap that and to prove that shes real

Can I pretty please ssee a pic too pm me darling

pm sent

 

[Pho3nix]

Can I pretty please ssee a pic too pm me darling

Sometimes you worry me Pooky

 

[Hamster]

Dafuq? PM PLEASE!

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Sometimes you worry me Pooky

:erm:
Re read pookys post :erm:
darling :erm:
Dafuq...

Dafuq? PM PLEASE!

pm sent

 

[Maverick Jester]

How have I missed this thread for so long?!

 

[10i]

My brother just told me the answer to your problem:

Fake your own death, it's the only way you can survive this.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

My brother just told me the answer to your problem:

Fake your own death, it's the only way you can survive this.

what if she necrophallac my dead body? :erm:
as time passes on,my brain turns off and my loins awaken