Help! Crazy woman advice

Tell her that you are going to invite your ex gf for a 3way.

that should end things - either the "relationship" or your life :D
 
Reminds me of this girl:
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Perhaps just post a link to the pick and then edit the link out after a day or so. That will save you a few PM's :D

Also good luck. I have no idea how I would handle that other than just avoiding her like the plague and being to busy to ever do anything with her again.
 
I don`t think she has romantic interest in me,she`s said so many times... and she has a boyfriend
Which makes her behaviour even weirder... :erm:

Then ask her why she wanted to go to dinner etc if she has a boyfriend.
Otherwise just be honest with her and tell her she is crazy and that you need to avoid her to keep your sanity intact.
 
I`ve known this girl for a week,shes batsit insane

Event 0:
she sends me flirty texts such as "Mwah Miss you",
"I cant take it if anything bad happens to you",
"I hope we`ll be close in future"
"Heyy are you busy?,wanna have dinner?"

Event 1:
We go for lunch and she insists on choosing my order for me(control freak much?)
I refuse and order what I want,she gets grumpy and beechies
Doesn`t talk to me,makes snide comments,criticizes my choices.

later on she starts talking to me like nothing happened...DAFUQ??
:confused:

Event 2:
Suddenly out of the blue she starts asking me about my sexual relations with females.
I mention a few(bad idea probably)

And suddenly I`m the spawn of satan,I`ve committed and unforgivable offence(I`m still a virgin,technically)
So now she`s saying I`m morally inferior than her and I`m going to burn in hell.

the next day shes back to normal like nothing happened again and tells me about her boyfriend(see the cycle)
DAFUQ No 2 :confused:

Event 3:
She invites herself to my place for a while and looks for something to drink,she finds it and drinks a coffee
then she takes out a book and starts reading
DAFUQ No 3 :confused:
1.
I am seriously stumped about wth is going on...anybody can make this sense for me?
2.
It seems like she thinks I`m her play thing?


I don`t enjoy her company anymore... I`d like to cut off/reduce contact without souring our relations(I don`t want to die,or be drowned in sheep blood while sleeping.)

I see her atleast weekly due to mutual work...
3.How do I get away?

The inevitable question....pm for pics
I`l censor out irrelevant stuff and her identity(like those black bars over their eyes and genitals)

Marry her.
 
I'd say keep as great distance as possible from this one. Sounds really crazy, plus not fun to be around either.
 
Event 4:
Bump into her at the shops today :S
she follows me around,Then she asks if I can whatsapp a friend of hers since her phone is broken.
Me in my sheer blindness agree so I have a conversation with her friend through her,while shopping
friend : hello
Crazy : say hello back
me : hello back

etc till I finish shopping then fake an errand and disappear forever
then she phones me asking where I am and when I`l be back,so I say its taking longer than expected and I probably wont meet her back :erm:
 
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Event 4:
Bump into her at the shops today :S
she follows me around,Then she asks if I can whatsapp a friend of hers since her phone is broken.
Me in my sheer blindness agree so I have a conversation with her friend through her,while shopping
friend : hello
Crazy : say hello back
me : hello back

etc till I finish shopping then fake an errand and disappear forever
then she phones me asking where I am and when I`l be back,so I say its taking longer than expected and I probably wont meet her back :erm:

This person has a boyfriend, right? Is he real?
 
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