Help! Crazy woman advice

[Grant]

Tell her that you are going to invite your ex gf for a 3way.

that should end things - either the "relationship" or your life

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Tell her that you are going to invite your ex gf for a 3way.

that should end things - either the "relationship" or your life

ex gf is psycho too :erm:
both things would probably end,my life first and the "relationship" next

 

[Grant]

ex gf is psycho too :erm:

ok, I am suddenly seeing the common denominator in all the "alleged" madness !!

 

[DerpiesFreud]

ok, I am suddenly seeing the common denominator in all the "alleged" madness !!

I attract crazy chicks

 

[ichigo]

Wouldnt mind seeing the pictures of her

 

[d7e7r7]

Reminds me of this girl:

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Reminds me of this girl:

me too...
Except this chick isn`t my girlfriend,which is even more creepy
oh and she can do the same eye thing :erm:

 

[d7e7r7]

me too...

Except this chick isn`t my girlfriend,which is even more creepy

That's what you think... I bet if you ask her the answer will be different

oh and she can do the same eye thing :erm:

See...

 

[Cius]

Perhaps just post a link to the pick and then edit the link out after a day or so. That will save you a few PM's

Also good luck. I have no idea how I would handle that other than just avoiding her like the plague and being to busy to ever do anything with her again.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Pm sent

Edit : I broke something,pm me if you haven`t received said pic

no PM received

you lie ...

 

[zizo911]

I don't think you should bang her...
But let's see the pic sweetypie.

 

[Alton Turner Blackwood]

Nuke, where's the pic I asked you about?!

 

[Frankie23]

Come guy! Post the pics man!

 

[Kornhub]

korn1 wants pics

 

[Rocket-Boy]

I don`t think she has romantic interest in me,she`s said so many times... and she has a boyfriend
Which makes her behaviour even weirder... :erm:

Then ask her why she wanted to go to dinner etc if she has a boyfriend.
Otherwise just be honest with her and tell her she is crazy and that you need to avoid her to keep your sanity intact.

 

[AstroTurf]

I`ve known this girl for a week,shes batsit insane

Event 0:
she sends me flirty texts such as "Mwah Miss you",
"I cant take it if anything bad happens to you",
"I hope we`ll be close in future"
"Heyy are you busy?,wanna have dinner?"

Event 1:
We go for lunch and she insists on choosing my order for me(control freak much?)
I refuse and order what I want,she gets grumpy and beechies
Doesn`t talk to me,makes snide comments,criticizes my choices.

later on she starts talking to me like nothing happened...DAFUQ??


Event 2:
Suddenly out of the blue she starts asking me about my sexual relations with females.
I mention a few(bad idea probably)

And suddenly I`m the spawn of satan,I`ve committed and unforgivable offence(I`m still a virgin,technically)
So now she`s saying I`m morally inferior than her and I`m going to burn in hell.

the next day shes back to normal like nothing happened again and tells me about her boyfriend(see the cycle)
DAFUQ No 2

Event 3:
She invites herself to my place for a while and looks for something to drink,she finds it and drinks a coffee
then she takes out a book and starts reading
DAFUQ No 3
1.
I am seriously stumped about wth is going on...anybody can make this sense for me?
2.
It seems like she thinks I`m her play thing?


I don`t enjoy her company anymore... I`d like to cut off/reduce contact without souring our relations(I don`t want to die,or be drowned in sheep blood while sleeping.)

I see her atleast weekly due to mutual work...
3.How do I get away?

The inevitable question....pm for pics
I`l censor out irrelevant stuff and her identity(like those black bars over their eyes and genitals)

Marry her.

 

[Frankie23]

oh and she can do the same eye thing :erm:

Show us the craaaaaaazy eyes!

 

[samus]

I'd say keep as great distance as possible from this one. Sounds really crazy, plus not fun to be around either.

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Event 4:
Bump into her at the shops today :S
she follows me around,Then she asks if I can whatsapp a friend of hers since her phone is broken.
Me in my sheer blindness agree so I have a conversation with her friend through her,while shopping
friend : hello
Crazy : say hello back
me : hello back

etc till I finish shopping then fake an errand and disappear forever
then she phones me asking where I am and when I`l be back,so I say its taking longer than expected and I probably wont meet her back :erm:

 

[Maverick Jester]

Event 4:
Bump into her at the shops today :S
she follows me around,Then she asks if I can whatsapp a friend of hers since her phone is broken.
Me in my sheer blindness agree so I have a conversation with her friend through her,while shopping
friend : hello
Crazy : say hello back
me : hello back

etc till I finish shopping then fake an errand and disappear forever
then she phones me asking where I am and when I`l be back,so I say its taking longer than expected and I probably wont meet her back :erm:

This person has a boyfriend, right? Is he real?