How do you cook bacon?

[bwana]

It's ALL about the condiments when you are eating while pi$$ed....

Of course - but why is it in your hair?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Of course - but why is it in your hair?

I spilled some on the traffic cone that I stole on the way home...and afterwards put the traffic cone on my head to look nice for the nurses in the burn unit.

 

[bwana]

I spilled some on the traffic cone that I stole on the way home...and afterwards put the traffic cone on my head to look nice for the nurses in the burn unit.

Makes sense once you explain it.

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

nope, nope nope.
never have and never will for obvious reasons.

 

[pinball wizard]

nope, nope nope.
never have and never will for obvious reasons.

You're a Muslim?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

You're a Muslim?

no Osama, dont take down his IP address and send a robot to kill him.

 

[pinball wizard]

no Osama, dont take down his IP address and send a robot to kill him.

Always wanted to ask, what's your thoughts on Jewish people driving German cars?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Always wanted to ask, what's your thoughts on Jewish people driving German cars?

they are heretics!, their forefathers should be ashamed of them supporting the Nazis

what we should have done, is what the Russians did to the Germans:

then we would feel better, but I think we had some payback with this guy.

Adolf Eichmann - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Quad Pipe]

Apparently getting an airfryer is like starting crossfit or becoming a vegan. It ****s you up and becomes all you can see/do/talk about.

Only for a few months.

 

[Quad Pipe]

 

[Dairyfarmer]

No - I like my food, especially bacon, cooked.

Bacon doesn't need to be cooked. It is already cured. "Raw" bacon is excellent in a sandwich or just on its own.

 

[bwana]

 

[bwana]

Bacon doesn't need to be cooked. It is already cured. "Raw" bacon is excellent in a sandwich or just on its own.

Yes, it does. There are plenty of food borne pathogens that curing alone won't protect against.

 

[Elon]

MightyQuin and DairyFarmer somehow managed to make bacon sound unappetizing. You guys are the worst.

 

[bwana]

MightyQuin and DairyFarmer somehow managed to make bacon sound unappetizing. You guys are the worst.

Should I add boiled to the list?

 

[Datura]

I was going to answer honestly but decided to click "I don't" in case my mom sees this.

 

[Datura]

Should I add boiled to the list?

What is wrong with you?

 

[Herr der Verboten]

old. but checks out.

 

[bwana]

What is wrong with you?

Don't you add a strip of bacon to the water when you're boiling green beans?

 

[grok]

Definitely not in the nude..