How often do you get lucky?

Mike Hoxbig said:
I personally don't enjoy getting it that much. It lacks the sensation of the other stuff, but that may be because most women don't know how to do it properly. I've come across only one girl who knew how to do it properly - felt like there was a moist vacuum cleaner around my knob :D

noob :p
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Nothing wrong with a helping hand at times :D
 
porchrat said:
What rubbish. Pornstars don't have emotions. Everybody knows your are grown in a lab just outside Potchefstroom.
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I miss the wet, sloppy BJs. Don't confuse that with any kind emotional attachment.

I think Patricia Lewis escaped from there...
 
Keeper said:
exactly!

How does one say this, anyhow?

"honey....will you uh.....*cough*......will you uh b-b-blow me.......tonight.......maybe?"
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I quote american pie
" Suck me beautiful"

Or by buying her flowers
 
Keeper said:
exactly!

How does one say this, anyhow?

"honey....will you uh.....*cough*......will you uh b-b-blow me.......tonight.......maybe?"
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nah, I meant as in: "lemme just check my wallet to see if I have enough for more than just a HJ tonight... damn these streetlamps are dim."
 
Keeper said:
exactly!

How does one say this, anyhow?

"honey....will you uh.....*cough*......will you uh b-b-blow me.......tonight.......maybe?"
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Are you guys being serious? You really have to ask for a BJ? In fact...do you have to actually ask for nookie in general??? With us gay guys a BJ is thrown in with the deal as a standard add on service. The only time you wont get a BJ is if there is a medical reason that disqualifies you. Shame...I feel so sorry for you guys. Womaninz are cruel creatures!
 
@mila.So you'd prefer it if a guy was a bit on the small side.I'm not even talking about the Porsche.
 
FarligOpptreden said:
Just make sure you're not in the kitchen and, if you are, that no pans are within reach.
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lol..... did your wife hit you with a frying pan or something? :D :D




@OC - not me, i'm joking about the other dude hehe - that's why I said, HTF do you ask for it anyhow?
 
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porn$tar said:
nah, I meant as in: "lemme just check my wallet to see if I have enough for more than just a HJ tonight... damn these streetlamps are dim."
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"The shadows are also playing tricks on my eyes. Could have sworn I just saw an adam's apple!"
 
Datura said:
"The shadows are also playing tricks on my eyes. Could have sworn I just saw an adam's apple!"
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"That's quite a camel-toe you have there lil' lady..., and are you wearing shoulderpads?"
 
tau1z said:
Or by buying her flowers
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Which brings up a side topic. Do men ever buy women flowers? SO pointed out recently that it seems to have become very much a trend for women to give to other women... which does seem to be the case. How many men actually buy flowers, ever?

Don't let me derail too much though. this thread is entertaining :p
 
Korn1 said:
My first BJ involved teeth...she was like a female Dracula :cry:
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I "dated" chick with falsies ( you couldn't tell just by looking at her) for about a month, she wouldn't give me a gummy, despite my pleading.
 
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