How often do you get lucky?

porchrat said:
LOL when I was working at a clinic in Durbs a dude in one of the hospital wards had AIDS (not just HIV he was deep into AIDS territory). He started his ARVs and his health improved somewhat. He then starting getting prostitutes in as 'visitors' at night. There are some serious nutjobs out there.
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Simple bullet to the head would do. Bam game over i reckon.
 
ocleroux said:
So who here has the biggest HDD (kidding) or actually no, that could also be considered on topic still. Dont you just love how IT talk can sometimes sound so DIRTY! lol
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I was going to make a 3.5" stiffy joke....but realised its not a good idea
 
ocleroux said:
No man. I just want to know if there is someone here that does what they do with BJ's. Do they take it out....do they leave it in? Is it not uncomfortable if they do leave it it. :-)
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What happens if she/he has braces and the thing gets hooked somewhere?
 
ocleroux said:
Thanks Datura :-)

Does it enhance the feeling for you? Do you find some girls is a bit hessitant when they see it? Does it not hurt if they go down on you...mmmm....with lots of enthusiasm? :-)
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Doesn't hurt and for me it does enhance the feeling. So far it hasn't scared anyone off, I find that some enjoy playing with it with their tongues etc etc. Test driving it the same day I had it done was the worst thing I could have ever done but no issues since :D
 
@oc.What would you do if your partner was Jaws from the Bond movies.Would it be a case of Live and let die or You only live twice.And please don't tell me about Goldfinger.
 
Datura said:
Doesn't hurt and for me it does enhance the feeling. So far it hasn't scared anyone off, I find that some enjoy playing with it with their tongues etc etc. Test driving it the same day I had it done was the worst thing I could have ever done but no issues since :D
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Eina...what on earth made you do that! lol

I have never been with someone that had a piercing there. I think it can be a lot of fun playing with it. Maybe one day someone will pull his pants down and I will get a nice surprize! :-)
 
BOYAH said:
@oc.What would you do if your partner was Jaws from the Bond movies.Would it be a case of Live and let die or You only live twice.And please don't tell me about Goldfinger.
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mmmm I would not date someone who has the canines to bite straight through my femur :-) Goldfinger...mmmm there is a idea hey. :-)
 
Have any of you guys seen that website somthing something bus where they invite a guy of the street into a van. Its filled with hot chicks and a few guys with video cams etc. They then explain that this chick is gonna give him the BJ of his life and all he needs to do is sit back and relax. They blind fold him and so it begins. One of the guys then actually gives the blow job and mid action they take the blind fold off. These guys goes absolutely ape sh*t.

I dont agree with it....but it is rather funny I have to say. This noob thinking he gonna get a free blow job from a hot chick but ends up having his first homosexual experience lol haha.

Not sure if its real or staged. who knows.
 
ocleroux said:
Have any of you guys seen that website somthing something bus where they invite a guy of the street into a van. Its filled with hot chicks and a few guys with video cams etc. They then explain that this chick is gonna give him the BJ of his life and all he needs to do is sit back and relax. They blind fold him and so it begins. One of the guys then actually gives the blow job and mid action they take the blind fold off. These guys goes absolutely ape sh*t.

I dont agree with it....but it is rather funny I have to say. This noob thinking he gonna get a free blow job from a hot chick but ends up having his first homosexual experience lol haha.

Not sure if its real or staged. who knows.
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That sounds very funny.
 
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