How often do you get lucky?

AvatarS said:
things you don't need to know about your friends...

:p
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Why?! I think its great he decided to share that info! :-)

A straight guy that lived in the same house as me was having a smoke with me once outside and out of the blue he started telling me about his dick piercing. How he got it and how big it is blah blah blah.

I of course asked if I could see it.....he told me he is not gay and he would not feel comfortable showing it to a gay guy!!!! So why tell me about you stupid twit! What a drol! lol
 
Bangbus ;)

ocleroux said:
Eina...what on earth made you do that! lol
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I was walking passed a tattoo place after brunch one Saturday and walked in to see some work. Asked them if they did piercings, they asked if I wanted one, I shrugged and said, 'Sure. Why not?'. 5 minutes later I was out of there.
 
ocleroux said:
Have any of you guys seen that website somthing something bus where they invite a guy of the street into a van. Its filled with hot chicks and a few guys with video cams etc. They then explain that this chick is gonna give him the BJ of his life and all he needs to do is sit back and relax. They blind fold him and so it begins. One of the guys then actually gives the blow job and mid action they take the blind fold off. These guys goes absolutely ape sh*t.

I dont agree with it....but it is rather funny I have to say. This noob thinking he gonna get a free blow job from a hot chick but ends up having his first homosexual experience lol haha.

Not sure if its real or staged. who knows.
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I would not....be amused
but then again, i would not be dumb enough to fall for this
 
Datura said:
Bangbus ;)



I was walking passed a tattoo place after brunch one Saturday and walked in to see some work. Asked them if they did piercings, they asked if I wanted one, I shrugged and said, 'Sure. Why not?'. 5 minutes later I was out of there.
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Nee man. I meant what made you take it for a test drive directly after getting it?
 
ocleroux said:
Nee man. I meant what made you take it for a test drive directly after getting it?
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Ooooh. That was my GF's fault. Got home and told her about it. She badgered me for hours to let her try it. I eventually caved in and let her (good head will do that). I was eina the next day!
 
Datura said:
Ooooh. That was my GF's fault. Got home and told her about it. She badgered me for hours to let her try it. I eventually caved in and let her (good head will do that). I was eina the next day!
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hahahaha. And best she did not kiss it better afterwards as it might just cause a vicous cycle to start!! :-)
 
ocleroux said:
Did she bite it to see if its real silver? :-)
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LMAO... I went out with another woman after her, she liked knocking it from side to side with her tongue. Used to drive me insane!

**I hope she isn't reading this :eek: I know she lurks sometimes...
 
Datura said:
LMAO... I went out with another woman after her, she liked knocking it from side to side with her tongue. Used to drive me insane!

**I hope she isn't reading this :eek: I know she lurks sometimes...
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I would like to see if I can remove it using just my mouth and tongue...you know how some people can tie a knot in a cherry's stingel with just their tongue. Kinda like that! :-)
 
FarligOpptreden said:
Was that just an offer and an acceptance thereof?! :eek:
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Datura said:
However you want to read it ;)
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I have a idea. We just need to find a second pierced guy on here now and womaninz who will accept my challenge. OC vs ??? in removing PA using only mouth and tongue. Winner gets a Blackberry Torch! Wonder if RPM will sponsor the prize for us.

Indemnity will have to be signed of course by Datura and second paticipant in case blood is drawn! :-)
 
ocleroux said:
I have a idea. We just need to find a second pierced guy on here now and womaninz who will accept my challenge. OC vs ??? in removing PA using only mouth and tongue. Winner gets a Blackberry Torch! Wonder if RPM will sponsor the prize for us.

Indemnity will have to be signed of course by Datura and second paticipant in case blood is drawn! :-)
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LMFAO!!!!!

You are nuts mate!
 
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