Hi guys,
The Confession
I've never posted in this kind of forum before, I'm incurably technologically handicapped and I'll never get better (yes, that means the same thing as "incurable" but it's so bad it's worth repeating).
People, I don't even trust myself to use the built in Telkom answering machine. I have one of those separate, old school machines -- y'know, with the flashing light and actually pressing the "play" button to hear the message.
So be gentle. Please.
The Plea
I am going mental trying to work out which is the best deal for me. And I'm chasing my tail and making no progress whatsoever: too much info, too small a brain, too big a handicap.
The Backstory
I have a Telkom landline.
For three years now, my ISP has been Cybersmart (initially R169, then R149 ADSL line rental: 384kbps + 1 gig).
The Boat Rocker
Cell C offers 24 gig (2 gig/pm), prepaid, for R1499.
I tell Cybersmart I'm headed for greener pastures.
The Hard Sell
Cybersmart has me on the line for nearly an hour.
They offer to bump up my cap to 3 gigs for the same price (R149: 384 kbps) to get me to stay.
The Con
I subsequently discover it's basically their standard offer now: "30 gigs free" so it was hardly a deal-sweetener to begin with.
The Curve Ball
My Apple laptop (and, particularly, its USB port) is so old that it cannot keep pace with the dongles and the laptop itself throttles the speed: 3G is not an option, but ADSL is okay because then I use wireless.
The User Specs: Big Five
1) I mostly go online while researching at varsity.
2) So I just need to be "plugged in" at home: basic email, online banking, checking what's playing at the cinema, etc. Two gigs (if that) per month is plenty.
3) But I get super frustrated when it's very slow: I need it to be on and working efficiently.
4) But I don't need uber speed for downloading movies or music or online gaming, as I rarely do any of that.
5) Finally, and crucially, I have very short arms and very long pockets: I'm an unabashed miser and I don't want to pay a cent more than I have to -- I want THE best deal for my needs.
The Bounty
A big high five to anyone that can guide me through my technophobia and into The Promised Land.
The Confession
I've never posted in this kind of forum before, I'm incurably technologically handicapped and I'll never get better (yes, that means the same thing as "incurable" but it's so bad it's worth repeating).
People, I don't even trust myself to use the built in Telkom answering machine. I have one of those separate, old school machines -- y'know, with the flashing light and actually pressing the "play" button to hear the message.
So be gentle. Please.
The Plea
I am going mental trying to work out which is the best deal for me. And I'm chasing my tail and making no progress whatsoever: too much info, too small a brain, too big a handicap.
The Backstory
I have a Telkom landline.
For three years now, my ISP has been Cybersmart (initially R169, then R149 ADSL line rental: 384kbps + 1 gig).
The Boat Rocker
Cell C offers 24 gig (2 gig/pm), prepaid, for R1499.
I tell Cybersmart I'm headed for greener pastures.
The Hard Sell
Cybersmart has me on the line for nearly an hour.
They offer to bump up my cap to 3 gigs for the same price (R149: 384 kbps) to get me to stay.
The Con
I subsequently discover it's basically their standard offer now: "30 gigs free" so it was hardly a deal-sweetener to begin with.
The Curve Ball
My Apple laptop (and, particularly, its USB port) is so old that it cannot keep pace with the dongles and the laptop itself throttles the speed: 3G is not an option, but ADSL is okay because then I use wireless.
The User Specs: Big Five
1) I mostly go online while researching at varsity.
2) So I just need to be "plugged in" at home: basic email, online banking, checking what's playing at the cinema, etc. Two gigs (if that) per month is plenty.
3) But I get super frustrated when it's very slow: I need it to be on and working efficiently.
4) But I don't need uber speed for downloading movies or music or online gaming, as I rarely do any of that.
5) Finally, and crucially, I have very short arms and very long pockets: I'm an unabashed miser and I don't want to pay a cent more than I have to -- I want THE best deal for my needs.
The Bounty
A big high five to anyone that can guide me through my technophobia and into The Promised Land.