How to get a date

Captain_Amazing

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There are certain rules on dating that have not been documented but every guy should know, but unfortunately it isn’t so. Below are some tips on how to approach a female (or male, whatever tickles your fancy) and getting a date.

1. If the woman you would like to approach is part of a group of women, do not approach the group and give her all the attention. Make a conversation with all the women and don’t sideline any of them. This will make you get a sense of how she is and then later on you can chat with her alone. Hope you do not connect with one whom you were not hunting for. But either way you are winning, right?

2. If you just met her somewhere like the bus stop, do not hit on her! Yes, do not make it obvious what your intentions are. Start a casual conversation and have a conversation about any general topic. If it is someone who you will more likely see again, do not ask for her number the first time you guys converse.
3. Don’t be intimidated! Just because she is taller than you or seems out of your league doesn’t mean she will look down on you. Women are quite aware of how they intimidate men, impress her by being confident enough to step up to her. If you never try, you’ll never know.
4. Focus on what works for you. Not every guy is a wordsmith so maybe your poor linguistics and non-existent sense of humor won’t get you a successful hunt. Focus on things like your confidence or whatever you have working for you. If you are a great dresser, be well-dressed.

5. Pay attention to her and the things around her. You can learn a lot from her by the book she is holding or the cellphone she has. Her books might let you know if she is spiritual, adventurous or political. Her cellphone might let you know that she is not a tech person if she is still using a V300 or an HTC one but can’t even set up a Gmail address on it. This will help you know which topics to discuss.


6. Do not call her on the first day you get her digits, even worse, don’t send her a whatsapp text before you have even called. Make sure you have a lot of telephonic conversations compared to whatsapp texts, SMS is better. Something about whatsapp texts just shouts: “Hey, I’m a cheapskate.”


That's all for now, can't divulge all my secrets at once !
 

Rabobi

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With a nick like Captain Amazing im very doubtful any of these "techniques" will work :erm:
 

Ancalagon

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When you get her number, whatsapp her at least twice an hour. If she doesnt respond after 15 minutes, message her to ask if she got your message. If you see her go online, say, "please respond".

Woman want to feel wanted and needed. It will boost her ego which will make her like you more.

When you meet her for a date, tell her what you want to name your first child together. Women like to know that you are a forward thinking man and possibly a family man. It turns them on.
 

Captain_Amazing

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When you get her number, whatsapp her at least twice an hour. If she doesnt respond after 15 minutes, message her to ask if she got your message. If you see her go online, say, "please respond".

Woman want to feel wanted and needed. It will boost her ego which will make her like you more.

When you meet her for a date, tell her what you want to name your first child together. Women like to know that you are a forward thinking man and possibly a family man. It turns them on.


Hahahahahaha, No wonder women prefer BBM. That last seen thing is bad for them when they avoiding psychos
 

Chevron

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When you get her number, whatsapp her at least twice an hour. If she doesnt respond after 15 minutes, message her to ask if she got your message. If you see her go online, say, "please respond".

Woman want to feel wanted and needed. It will boost her ego which will make her like you more.

When you meet her for a date, tell her what you want to name your first child together. Women like to know that you are a forward thinking man and possibly a family man. It turns them on.
Why you trolling man?
 

TehStranger

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When you get her number, whatsapp her at least twice an hour. If she doesnt respond after 15 minutes, message her to ask if she got your message. If you see her go online, say, "please respond".

Woman want to feel wanted and needed. It will boost her ego which will make her like you more.

When you meet her for a date, tell her what you want to name your first child together. Women like to know that you are a forward thinking man and possibly a family man. It turns them on.
I'm sure I've read this, word for word, in a book before? :confused: I think it was called "A brony's guide to neckbearding, now with added fedora!"
 

Baxteen

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getting a date is really really easy people:
Step 1:
go to pick and pay/fruit and veg city.
step 2:
Find person working in the fruit section
Step 3:
Ask for help finding specific Item
Step 4:
ask where the dates are, choose words carefully you might not get what you want here.
Step 5:
find the dates you want, more to checkout, pay for your newly acquired fruit.
Step 6:
go home and change your relationship status because you have just found a date.
 

Honey Badger

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If the one you're interested in is amongst a group, go to the ugliest one in the group and ask her out. Then don't pitch on your date.

A few days later, do the same with your intended victim, but this time make sure you're there before she gets there.

Women like badass motherfscukers!
 

Vegeta

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These techniques are guaranteed to get you blue balls! They will get you friendzoned faster than you can mumble your own name!

For example 1. Women like nothing more than to get all the attention from a stranger. Even better get the pleasantries out of the way then take her aside and chat her up, she'll feel like a disney princess being targeted by the handsome prince-dude
 

saor

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If the one you're interested in is amongst a group, go to the ugliest one in the group and ask her out. Then don't pitch on your date.

A few days later, do the same with your intended victim, but this time make sure you're there before she gets there.

Women like badass motherfscukers!
Walk up to the group, whip it out and do the windmill. If that doesn't bait u a date...just walk away, they ain't worth it.
 

Ancalagon

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These techniques are guaranteed to get you blue balls! They will get you friendzoned faster than you can mumble your own name!

For example 1. Women like nothing more than to get all the attention from a stranger. Even better get the pleasantries out of the way then take her aside and chat her up, she'll feel like a disney princess being targeted by the handsome prince-dude
It obviously depends on the girl, but lets say the girl you want to talk to is an 8 out of 10. Girls like that get hit on like 50 times per day. They practically have penises hitting them in the face. If you hit on them straight away, they will roll their eyes at you. Another guy? Unless you flash your Ferrari keys at her, she is going to think you are too eager and probably desperate.

But, talk to her friend instead of her, and suddenly her mind is racing. "I'm much hotter than her - why is he talking to her instead of me?" is what she will be thinking to herself. She might then try to get your attention.
 
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