How to get a date

Ancalagon said:
It obviously depends on the girl, but lets say the girl you want to talk to is an 8 out of 10. Girls like that get hit on like 50 times per day. They practically have penises hitting them in the face. If you hit on them straight away, they will roll their eyes at you. Another guy? Unless you flash your Ferrari keys at her, she is going to think you are too eager and probably desperate.

But, talk to her friend instead of her, and suddenly her mind is racing. "I'm much hotter than her - why is he talking to her instead of me?" is what she will be thinking to herself. She might then try to get your attention.
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Real recognizes real, and you are probably one philander.lol
 
Ancalagon said:
It obviously depends on the girl, but lets say the girl you want to talk to is an 8 out of 10. Girls like that get hit on like 50 times per day. They practically have penises hitting them in the face. If you hit on them straight away, they will roll their eyes at you. Another guy? Unless you flash your Ferrari keys at her, she is going to think you are too eager and probably desperate.

But, talk to her friend instead of her, and suddenly her mind is racing. "I'm much hotter than her - why is he talking to her instead of me?" is what she will be thinking to herself. She might then try to get your attention.
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Ask any hot as hell girl... they get hit on less then their average counterparts because guys are intimidated and think exactly the way you think now. A very hot girl will immediately be taken aback by your confidence to just walk up to her and try and take her for yourself(trust me she knows she's hot and she knows guys will come with these stupid "lets be friends" "talk to your girlfriends" bs tactics, she's been batting them for years). The alpha female needs a alpha male and if you beat around the bush you don't have what it takes.
 
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Vegeta said:
Ask any hot as hell girl... they get hit on less then their average counterparts because guys are intimidated and think exactly the way you think now. A very hot girl will immediately be taken aback by your confidence to just walk up to her and try and take her for yourself. The alpha female needs a alpha male and if you beat around the bush you don't have what it takes.
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Let's not forget that we are talking about females here. One creature that is hard to understand ! I wonder if they even understand themselves.lol
 
Captain_Amazing said:
There are certain rules on dating that have not been documented but every guy should know, but unfortunately it isn’t so. Below are some tips on how to approach a female (or male, whatever tickles your fancy) and getting a date.

1. If the woman you would like to approach is part of a group of women, do not approach the group and give her all the attention. Make a conversation with all the women and don’t sideline any of them. This will make you get a sense of how she is and then later on you can chat with her alone. Hope you do not connect with one whom you were not hunting for. But either way you are winning, right?

2. If you just met her somewhere like the bus stop, do not hit on her! Yes, do not make it obvious what your intentions are. Start a casual conversation and have a conversation about any general topic. If it is someone who you will more likely see again, do not ask for her number the first time you guys converse.
3. Don’t be intimidated! Just because she is taller than you or seems out of your league doesn’t mean she will look down on you. Women are quite aware of how they intimidate men, impress her by being confident enough to step up to her. If you never try, you’ll never know.
4. Focus on what works for you. Not every guy is a wordsmith so maybe your poor linguistics and non-existent sense of humor won’t get you a successful hunt. Focus on things like your confidence or whatever you have working for you. If you are a great dresser, be well-dressed.

5. Pay attention to her and the things around her. You can learn a lot from her by the book she is holding or the cellphone she has. Her books might let you know if she is spiritual, adventurous or political. Her cellphone might let you know that she is not a tech person if she is still using a V300 or an HTC one but can’t even set up a Gmail address on it. This will help you know which topics to discuss.


6. Do not call her on the first day you get her digits, even worse, don’t send her a whatsapp text before you have even called. Make sure you have a lot of telephonic conversations compared to whatsapp texts, SMS is better. Something about whatsapp texts just shouts: “Hey, I’m a cheapskate.”


That's all for now, can't divulge all my secrets at once !
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BS. Soon you will find yourself friend-zoned.
 
Baxteen said:
getting a date is really really easy people:
Step 1:
go to pick and pay/fruit and veg city.
step 2:
Find person working in the fruit section
Step 3:
Ask for help finding specific Item
Step 4:
ask where the dates are, choose words carefully you might not get what you want here.
Step 5:
find the dates you want, more to checkout, pay for your newly acquired fruit.
Step 6:
go home and change your relationship status because you have just found a date.
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Dude. Joke of the month. :whistle:
 
Baxteen said:
getting a date is really really easy people:
Step 1:
go to pick and pay/fruit and veg city.
step 2:
Find person working in the fruit section
Step 3:
Ask for help finding specific Item
Step 4:
ask where the dates are, choose words carefully you might not get what you want here.
Step 5:
find the dates you want, more to checkout, pay for your newly acquired fruit.
Step 6:
go home and change your relationship status because you have just found a date.
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10/10 found date
 
HelterSkelter said:
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I raise you.

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If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it - it's cheaper in the long run.
 
I've found it's really easy to find a date if you follow your intended target/victim. Now remember this stal..(Cough) Following needs to be constant, your presence needs to always be felt. If she/he is among friends even better easier for you to get closer and blend in. You might even find that the longer you watch him/her you begin to dislike them and then you can just turn to actual stalking and heavy breathing on the phone. However to get this date, you got to be vigilant and stealthy she should only notice you would you want to be noticed we call this being ninja like. To be ninja like takes a few years, but it is worth it you will get that date and your vict...(cough) target may not even realize it until she notices you have moved your stuff in. If by this point you are thinking getting a date is pretty complicated then I have an easier solution, [video=youtube;0iyeUcFKRv4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4[/video]
She may not love you but you got yourself a date, problem solved give me my PS4!
 
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