How to survive a robbery

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http://www.news24.com/Content/South...ff4/03-09-2009-09-41/How_to_survive_a_robbery

"Virginia Keppler

Pretoria – Crime victims should beg for their lives and tell the robbers to take everything, in which case their lives might be spared, an academic has told a public lecture at the University of South Africa (Unisa).

People were also advised to have a panic button in the bathroom, since most men were held in bathrooms while robbers went through the house.

This was the advice of Dr Rudolph Zinn, of Unisa's department of criminal and forensic investigations, on Wednesday.

This advice was based on interviews with 30 convicted house robbers in Gauteng prisons. They said if victims begged and followed orders, it was seen as a good sign by the robbers.

Don't speak to robbers

According to the criminals who participated in the study, victims' lives would be spared if they remained calm, didn't fight back, kept their hands visible, maintained their original position and only spoke when asked a question.

"However, if the victim doesn't play along and follow orders, they make it look like they are hiding lots of money in the house and the longer the robbers stay in the house, the greater the chance of a rape occurring.

"Give them what they want so they can disappear quickly," said Zinn.

These criminals also felt that if they used more violence, they got more loot from their victims.

Respect

Zinn said the youngest hijacker he spoke to was 9 years old, and the youngest hijacker who had shot and killed his victim, was 13.

"He said the victim had not respected him as a man."

Thirty-two percent of the respondents said they want no eye contact with victims, and expect victims to follow orders.

Furthermore, the study showed that between 53% and 79% of house robberies take place thanks to the insider-information they obtained (from, for instance, a domestic worker), and that 17% of security guards and 17% of police officers were involved in house robberies.

It also emerged that the robbers drove through neighbourhoods at night and by day, to observe the security measures in place, and whether it would be easy or difficult to get in and out at a possible target.

About cash and jewellery

Zinn said the criminals saw farm attacks as just another form of house robberies. "The police usually take longer to get there and these are easy targets."

"They also target [people of] any race, and studies have shown that former black neighbourhoods are hardest hit by crime."

"There are usually four criminals per house robbery, and eight per farm attack."

A total of 83% of house robberies are about getting cash and jewellery, and robbers spend their loot on luxuries like expensive clothes and fancy cars.

According to these criminals, it didn't matter how a home and family was secured - if robbers wanted to get in, they would.

- Beeld"

Sorry if it has already been posted :)
 
/wonders what canada would now do if they saw this article ...
 
Screw that. Shoot first...


Yup bruce willis style cept it won't have the happy ending that bruce willis seems to manage.

Would be rather difficult facing life knowing your bruce willis moves cost your family their lives or your daughter and wife get raped and you get murdered because you think you are rambo.

We all want to be big and brave and act like that but in reality it will end worse than better if you ask me.
 
Yup bruce willis style cept it won't have the happy ending that bruce willis seems to manage.

Would be rather difficult facing life knowing your bruce willis moves cost your family their lives or your daughter and wife get raped and you get murdered because you think you are rambo.

We all want to be big and brave and act like that but in reality it will end worse than better if you ask me.

It depends if you know what you're doing I suppose, if you're properly trained and have an opportunity I say shoot to kill.
 
Screw that! Kill the insects! In most cases, they run for their lives. Getting them whilst they are unaware is even better.
 
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killadoob, I am not the defeatist, liberal hippie type that seems to be so prevalent in modern society. If you dare invade my home, you best pray to whomever you choose to that you can take me out, because I will come at you with all I've got.

Obviously circumstances would dictate actions to a large extent, but expect me to 'beg for my life' because you would feel 'respected'? Sorry, the wrong party would be doing the begging...
 
Yup bruce willis style cept it won't have the happy ending that bruce willis seems to manage.

Would be rather difficult facing life knowing your bruce willis moves cost your family their lives or your daughter and wife get raped and you get murdered because you think you are rambo.

We all want to be big and brave and act like that but in reality it will end worse than better if you ask me.

Even Bruce Willis played nice when they had his daughter kidnapped and threatened her life. Sure you can shoot your way out of something like Rambo but even that depends on who has the element of surprise!
 
People were also advised to have a panic button in the bathroom, since most men were held in bathrooms while robbers went through the house.

Rather hide an uzi under the bathroom floor, wait for the fsckers to open the door again.

Unreal Tournament voice:
  • Double Kill
  • Multi Kill
  • Mega Kill
 
How to prevent being robbed in the first place:
Place all your valuables on the front lawn at night. This will prevent your family from being attacked and thus traumatised, saving you money in the long run, as you won't need private security.

Is will probably be the next piece on how to roll over and play dead.
 
  1. Apply black shoe shine
  2. Put up posters of Malema/Zuma et al
  3. Wonder around aimlessly with a wooden machine gun
  4. Adapt your bakkie to look like a hijacked Cash-in-transit van and park it on your driveway.
  5. Replace all brick walls with corrugated sheets bought from your DIY shop
  6. Use your garden as a rubbish bin
  7. Hoist an ANC flag over the house

So much cheaper than a security company and a lot more effective.
 
  1. Apply black shoe shine
  2. Put up posters of Malema/Zuma et al
  3. Wonder around aimlessly with a wooden machine gun
  4. Adapt your bakkie to look like a hijacked Cash-in-transit van and park it on your driveway.
  5. Replace all brick walls with corrugated sheets bought from your DIY shop
  6. Use your garden as a rubbish bin
  7. Hoist an ANC flag over the house

So much cheaper than a security company and a lot more effective.

That might work in London but you'd be targeted by Cope/DA/IFP criminals for doing that here :D
 
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