GoneWithTheWindows
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I used to work with SO's mother.
One day her mom brought her into my office and said "please can you keep an eye on my daughter she is driving me crazy"
She spoke so much I could not handle it but we swapped numbers after a few days and long story short we fell in love. Known each other for 10 years been together for 6 and married for 2.
Hopefully kids on the way in the next year if I get my way.
Uhmmm...was she at least 18 before you swapped numbers?![]()
Hahahahah.....no not actually, she was 16, hence why it took 4 years of knowing each other before we started dating.
She actually stole my number off of the list in my office and wrote hers on the list for me.....knew what she wanted I guess :wtf::crylaugh:
We met on Mxit. Yes really.
Somehow stumbled into the same chatroom (not dating related) and just clicked. That was around 11 years ago IIRC.
She used to charge for cutting my hair, now I get it for free. (the haircut)
lmfao...sounds like illegal things happened in those 4 years?
I met her at an Apple store
Walked in to her house and met her older sister. The rest is pretty much history.
Actually yes indeed.No, your haircuts just got much more expensive...
Return to sender, for the love of god, dump her!
Snip.
If she was in an Apple store voluntarily, your future involves proprietary maneuvers only, in bed. Said bed can only be an iBed else the copulation module will not activate, you will also be forced to stand in line around the block for days on end whenever she has a haircut so that you can be one of the first to behold a cosmetically different, but otherwise exactly the same as before iWife version.never!!! she's the one.