How's Tinder these days?

Yeah yak all you want. Words and wit are no match for a dick pic

For straight guys dick pic = bank statement
 
Out of interest sake those that have had success using these dating apps did you pay for premium or was the free tier sufficient? [mention]Scary_Turtle [/mention]
 
Engage said:
Bwhahaha. Almost every girl in CT has "loves hiking" listed on their profile. Ended up taking a girl hiking to the mountain. After a few pictures and selfies at the parking, she says she is ready to go to eat something. My prepared ass brought snacks so she reluctantly starts the hike and complained every hundred meters or so. But joining a proper hiking group actually makes more sense.
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Loves hiking = A massive signal she's looking for a guy that can drive it like he stole it... For more than a city block.
 
airborne said:
Out of interest sake those that have had success using these dating apps did you pay for premium or was the free tier sufficient? [mention]Scary_Turtle [/mention]
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Haven't had a single match yet. Paid month of Tinder expired a few days ago, already 11+ likes that are now blurred out. Used the online trick to unblur them, 99% the kind of people I was swiping left on anyway. Freakin bait. Not gonna bother paying again.
 
saor said:
So yeah just spell it out then.
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Okay, I'll go slowly.

A cherry that tunes she likes hiking, wants a partner that doesn't sit on his / her ass the whole day. I'm gonna go with guy here, cause that's what most women are looking for.

Guy has to
1. Be socially comfortable
2. Not be a creep
3. Possibly have a tan or has seen the sun in the last month.
4. Willing and able to travel, possibly to somewhere natural and layed back, more wine farm, less tokai forest.

"Hiking" is a safe way of vetting a potential encounter.

Right, now that we have the basic **** out the way.

Hiking, implies you are fit enough to walk up a hill, or up for a challenge to climb a rock...

This means you are physically capable of at least shagging for 10 minutes, hopefully more.

When you have 20 dudes hitting you up on every social profile, you kinda wanna set the bar fairly high.

Moral of the story, wanna punch above your weight class with the ladies. Start hiking...
 
MagNorthDigital said:
Okay, I'll go slowly.

A cherry that tunes she likes hiking, wants a partner that doesn't sit on his / her ass the whole day. I'm gonna go with guy here, cause that's what most women are looking for.

Guy has to
1. Be socially comfortable
2. Not be a creep
3. Possibly have a tan or has seen the sun in the last month.
4. Willing and able to travel, possibly to somewhere natural and layed back, more wine farm, less tokai forest.

"Hiking" is a safe way of vetting a potential encounter.

Right, now that we have the basic **** out the way.

Hiking, implies you are fit enough to walk up a hill, or up for a challenge to climb a rock...

This means you are physically capable of at least shagging for 10 minutes, hopefully more.

When you have 20 dudes hitting you up on every social profile, you kinda wanna set the bar fairly high.

Moral of the story, wanna punch above your weight class with the ladies. Start hiking...
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Can you hike?
 
saor said:
Haven't had a single match yet. Paid month of Tinder expired a few days ago, already 11+ likes that are now blurred out. Used the online trick to unblur them, 99% the kind of people I was swiping left on anyway. Freakin bait. Not gonna bother paying again.
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Those bastards! Premium even on Bumble looks like a horrible price gouge, once a dating app gains traction they must coin it.
 
saor said:
Haven't had a single match yet. Paid month of Tinder expired a few days ago, already 11+ likes that are now blurred out. Used the online trick to unblur them, 99% the kind of people I was swiping left on anyway. Freakin bait. Not gonna bother paying again.
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What trick is that? The shotgun approach? Aka swyping right on anyone?
 
MagNorthDigital said:
Okay, I'll go slowly.

A cherry that tunes she likes hiking, wants a partner that doesn't sit on his / her ass the whole day. I'm gonna go with guy here, cause that's what most women are looking for.

Guy has to
1. Be socially comfortable
2. Not be a creep
3. Possibly have a tan or has seen the sun in the last month.
4. Willing and able to travel, possibly to somewhere natural and layed back, more wine farm, less tokai forest.

"Hiking" is a safe way of vetting a potential encounter.

Right, now that we have the basic **** out the way.

Hiking, implies you are fit enough to walk up a hill, or up for a challenge to climb a rock...

This means you are physically capable of at least shagging for 10 minutes, hopefully more.

When you have 20 dudes hitting you up on every social profile, you kinda wanna set the bar fairly high.

Moral of the story, wanna punch above your weight class with the ladies. Start hiking...
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Her: take a hike

Me: /unzips
 
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