I cannot get my thing up!

i woke up this morning is the biggest piss ever and i was soft


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need help cant get my thingie up nymore
 
killadoob said:
i woke up this morning is the biggest piss ever and i was soft


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i need help cant get my thingie up nymore
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Viagra! Cialis! theres a 3rd one i can't think of...and then there's the needle...

This thread actually was thinking about this the other night (due to this thread), basically all the pills do is increase blood flow down there... so surely there isn't a more permanent cheaper solution, like a pill you pop daily which does the same, but in smaller doses? I think they're just trying to milk the market (NO pun intended...seriously!)
 
my neighbours duaghter leik Matric said the other day to me: "Oom staan hy altyd so"...yep I had the wildebeest semi goin on..so I said ja hoekom, she said ....ten minutes later "fap,fap,oooom"
 
BTech said:
my neighbours duaghter leik Matric said the other day to me: "Oom staan hy altyd so"...yep I had the wildebeest semi goin on..so I said ja hoekom, she said ....ten minutes later "fap,fap,oooom"
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Ever since you started posting in this thread - I can't get it up anymore :(
 
xrapidx said:
Ever since you started posting in this thread - I can't get it up anymore :(
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Dude I gave plent of other useful tips in this thread. Like using the lube and th durex ring n'all. C'mon give me some credit. I also was brave to say that maybe you and your girl should look at some pr0n together..:confused:
 
BTech said:
Dude I gave plent of other useful tips in this thread. Like using the lube and th durex ring n'all. C'mon give me some credit. I also was brave to say that maybe you and your girl should look at some pr0n together..:confused:
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Speaking of which, my recent ex had 89 xxx DVDs... my current gf doesn't like p0rn :(

Then again - my ex didn't let me watch them - they were for herself only - else she got jealous... can anyone spell loon...
 
xrapidx said:
Speaking of which, my recent ex had 89 xxx DVDs... my current gf doesn't like p0rn :(

Then again - my ex didn't let me watch them - they were for herself only - else she got jealous... can anyone spell loon...
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Dude. That's just f*cked up. Seriously.
 
xrapidx said:
Speaking of which, my recent ex had 89 xxx DVDs... my current gf doesn't like p0rn :(

Then again - my ex didn't let me watch them - they were for herself only - else she got jealous... can anyone spell loon...
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lets see here now. loon...hmm...wait, give me a chance! ...err... l, o, o, n ?
 
89 Pornos! and no dual view!!!

Sounds like DSTV 80 crap channels for R500pm to be watched one at a time.
But seriously dude dude dude i would never ever allow that in my house! I've never ever used the Pimp-hand but her actions deserve a firm backhand... And forehand for that matter :D

EDIT: Seriously, i cant go back to work now! Keep your Pimp-hand strong!
 
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LOL - hey - she got bored when I was in Australia for six months.

The one time I was home, her and about five friends decided to watch porn - I was sitting upstairs working - weird crowd that lot - and young 18-19yr - the stuff porno's are made of - except all these (except her) 18-19yr olds were fugly as hell.
 
She was exceptionally jealous...

She even tore the cover off my notebook cause it had three girls playing volleyball in bikini's.

Guess its what you get for meeting someone on myspace.

Other than the jealousy thing - she was actually very nice - but the jealousy ruined it for me.
 
Surv0 said:
Im 25 and only now starting to experience erectile disfunction :p
this is purely caused from stress and lack of sleep, or i just cant keep up with my nympho gf...
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WTF do you mean only now??

In this case i'm glad to be a late bloomer.

2 options - less \/\/anking, or loss weight (get the blood flowing through those clogged veins!)
 
less ****ing im sure would make the problem worse

atleast ****ing gives it a work out :)

strange thing is i had a hard erection in january when i weighed 86 not that i weigh 72 its not nearly as hard as often

maybe beer made me super hard :) now the beer is gone

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
killadoob said:
less \/\/anking im sure would make the problem
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let me see anybody get it up after a few \/\/anking sessions !
(not that i have tried it) :D

if you do it less, you will probably get more horney....
 
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