I cannot get my thing up!

MyWorld said:
Lots of laughs and whatnot, until you reach 30 something and realize you should have taken care of yourself a whole lot better!

I would venture a guess that almost 60-70% of everyone who replied here will see a doctor in the near future about this exact same problem. Drugs, alcohol, stress, unfit, lifestyle.
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Has nothing to do with being 30 - I was 24 at the time...but it will most probably affect the majortity of men at least once in their lives.
 
I thought this joke to be kind of fitting:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.





The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.



Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.



Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.



Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.



Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 
eaglebeaver said:
What sort of positions are you going into that causes this?
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It's not the positions as much as my mind, i have this problem that when it goes floppy changing position i get performance anxiety and i worry so much that its soft that my mind goes crazy and it stays soft :), in my mind i start saying please go hard, don't let me down please go hard.

Suffice to say it never does :p

Its more of a mental thing than a physical problem.
 
Jewelbox said:
I so wish that your "thing" is up by now, as I am sick and tired of this thread!

I also hope that it stays up for ever!
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I thought it was quite cute :) Men using the word "flopsy"..

On a serious note, I wouldn't stress(pun) too much guys.. It is very normal, and will come (pun) right on its own :p
 
lol @ Amida.

probably mental, pregnancy scare or some other issue in his head :p
 
killadoob said:
It's not the positions as much as my mind, i have this problem that when it goes floppy changing position i get performance anxiety and i worry so much that its soft that my mind goes crazy and it stays soft :), in my mind i start saying please go hard, don't let me down please go hard.

Suffice to say it never does :p

Its more of a mental thing than a physical problem.
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Go down on her till she screams for it. By then you should be hard like rock :rolleyes:
 
i found out what A THING is......its a tent, right, you meant you couldn't get your tent erected, right hey?
 
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