I can't sleep

[Zewp]

Maybe lay off the booze a bit, Humpie.

 

[Elro]

Bottle o single malt, good sci-fi flick (2010 space Odysee always works for me + 2 Zolnoks) problem solved!!

 

[Hosehead]

Here. *Passes handful of Valiums*

 

[GreGorGy]

So these two chicks, they work with you?


Also, was the Concert the Kings of Chaos?

 

[RanzB]

This forum has gone to the dogs.

In the one year you've been here?

 

[RiaX]

Do what you think is right. If you value your work and produce high quality work and draw a satisfaction from a "job well done" then kudos to you. Dont compare yourself to your coworkers dont worry about them they have no pride.

As for your past, forget about it its finished you cant change it but dont waste your precious time looking back. You cant walk forwards if you keep looking backwards

 

[InternetSwag]

Can't sleep either.

Sigh I have to be up at 8.

 

[Humberto]

In the interim, it turns out to be for the better that I'm not going to the concert tonight. I'm so overloaded at work and so tired that I now realise it would have been a disaster to go out tonight.

This is yet another example of how things in my life seem to happen for the better, even though at the time it seems like a bad thing.

 

[M3mPh1z]

Contentedness with life is a perspective change away

 

[Maverick Jester]

In the interim, it turns out to be for the better that I'm not going to the concert tonight. I'm so overloaded at work and so tired that I now realise it would have been a disaster to go out tonight.

This is yet another example of how things in my life seem to happen for the better, even though at the time it seems like a bad thing.

So all's well that end's well...

 

[Shimmeringshadow]

Humberto, are you really seriass? I seem to spy something else...

 

[Swa]

Dude, it sounds like you need more sleep... or a vacation.

 

[Humberto]

Since y'all prying the intimate details of my non-existent love life out of me...

I asked two women to go to the concert with me. Both said no but the one said I can take her for a quick coffee instead if I want.

I don't know what to make of this. I haven't told her how I feel about going for coffee; I'm still to decide whether to proceed. What irritates me for some reason is that she suggested I take her for a quick coffee. This is what I feel like saying to her; of course, I won't actually say these things.

Elizabeth: You can take me for a quick coffee if you want.
Humberto: Ah, yes, a "quick" coffee. You know, Elizabeth, I feel like a car that you're taking for a "quick" test drive.
Humberto: Of course, the coffee must be quick. I'm probably one of many men being test driven by you; that's why you can only have a quick coffee with me.
Humberto: Yes, many men, lining up to spend time with you. So now that we know you're a floozie, Elizabeth, I guess the only thing that remains to negotiate is - your price.

 

[Swa]

lol

 

[grok]

Since y'all prying the intimate details of my non-existent love life out of me...

I asked two women to go to the concert with me. Both said no but the one said I can take her for a quick coffee instead if I want.

I don't know what to make of this. I haven't told her how I feel about going for coffee; I'm still to decide whether to proceed. What irritates me for some reason is that she suggested I take her for a quick coffee. This is what I feel like saying to her; of course, I won't actually say these things.

Elizabeth: You can take me for a quick coffee if you want.
Humberto: Ah, yes, a "quick" coffee. You know, Elizabeth, I feel like a car that you're taking for a "quick" test drive.
Humberto: Of course, the coffee must be quick. I'm probably one of many men being test driven by you; that's why you can only have a quick coffee with me.
Humberto: Yes, many men, lining up to spend time with you. So now that we know you're a floozie, Elizabeth, I guess the only thing that remains to negotiate is - your price.

You're complicated .. no wonder you can't sleep you're overthinking everything.

 

[ponder]

Yeah, if on paper they are more productive, the simple fact is that they are more productive.

That's not always the case, I'm sure most of us know how to make the stats look good.

 

[DJ...]

Since y'all prying the intimate details of my non-existent love life out of me...

I asked two women to go to the concert with me. Both said no but the one said I can take her for a quick coffee instead if I want.

I don't know what to make of this. I haven't told her how I feel about going for coffee; I'm still to decide whether to proceed. What irritates me for some reason is that she suggested I take her for a quick coffee. This is what I feel like saying to her; of course, I won't actually say these things.

Elizabeth: You can take me for a quick coffee if you want.
Humberto: Ah, yes, a "quick" coffee. You know, Elizabeth, I feel like a car that you're taking for a "quick" test drive.
Humberto: Of course, the coffee must be quick. I'm probably one of many men being test driven by you; that's why you can only have a quick coffee with me.
Humberto: Yes, many men, lining up to spend time with you. So now that we know you're a floozie, Elizabeth, I guess the only thing that remains to negotiate is - your price.

I think you've already had enough coffee...

 

[RiaX]

Since y'all prying the intimate details of my non-existent love life out of me...

I asked two women to go to the concert with me. Both said no but the one said I can take her for a quick coffee instead if I want.

I don't know what to make of this. I haven't told her how I feel about going for coffee; I'm still to decide whether to proceed. What irritates me for some reason is that she suggested I take her for a quick coffee. This is what I feel like saying to her; of course, I won't actually say these things.

Elizabeth: You can take me for a quick coffee if you want.
Humberto: Ah, yes, a "quick" coffee. You know, Elizabeth, I feel like a car that you're taking for a "quick" test drive.
Humberto: Of course, the coffee must be quick. I'm probably one of many men being test driven by you; that's why you can only have a quick coffee with me.
Humberto: Yes, many men, lining up to spend time with you. So now that we know you're a floozie, Elizabeth, I guess the only thing that remains to negotiate is - your price.

you can do the following. Get a few days of valium to take at night to relax you. Works very well and is cheap, however not daily and when i say a few days I mean a few days like 3 to 5 days, you dont want to add an addiction on your list but dont fear the addictive properties its not instant

Next dont be a dumba** a woman isnt going to throw herself at you mate. She is giving you a polite way of saying "the concert is a bit too much so how about some coffee and we can take it from there i will give you a chance", Its your job to get her in the mood to do more exciting things she isnt going to suddendly jump on a plane and run off with you and if she did then you sir have found yourself a golddigger.

Nothing is more unattractive to a woman than a man not willing to go the extra mile. What a woman seeks, if they are honorable (a nice way of saying if she isnt a b***h/s**t/wh**e), is appreciation. Its easy to get money and status what you have to earn is the ability to appreciate her. Pay attention to detail, like her habits, her dress, make up. Notice when she dolls or when she smiling for no reason.

If you cant pick up subtle hints then there is no hope for you. Only a prostitute will give a terms and conditions

the bottom line is if you want a woman to notice you then you got to notice her first and then have the testosterone to make a proper move otherwise she will get over it and you will be friendzoned and dont be so naive to think you the only guy trying his luck

 

[Maverick Jester]

That's not always the case, I'm sure most of us know how to make the stats look good.

Well, Humberto needs to jack up his performance appraisals...

 

[Good.Fellow]

Since y'all prying the intimate details of my non-existent love life out of me...

I asked two women to go to the concert with me. Both said no but the one said I can take her for a quick coffee instead if I want.

I don't know what to make of this. I haven't told her how I feel about going for coffee; I'm still to decide whether to proceed. What irritates me for some reason is that she suggested I take her for a quick coffee. This is what I feel like saying to her; of course, I won't actually say these things.

Elizabeth: You can take me for a quick coffee if you want.
Humberto: Ah, yes, a "quick" coffee. You know, Elizabeth, I feel like a car that you're taking for a "quick" test drive.
Humberto: Of course, the coffee must be quick. I'm probably one of many men being test driven by you; that's why you can only have a quick coffee with me.
Humberto: Yes, many men, lining up to spend time with you. So now that we know you're a floozie, Elizabeth, I guess the only thing that remains to negotiate is - your price.

Shes just not that into you dude...

If a girl likes you she will say yes to a concert. Back off otherwise you will get into trouble.