MickeyD
RIP
... I love being tipsy (slightly affected).
Who's with me.
Do you smoke?
Do you do recreational drugs?
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... I love being tipsy (slightly affected).
Who's with me.
Then donate it to charity!
Salubrious...But it is charity sir....
Honestly though, there is no reason to ever get shytefaced.... but suitably tipsy is more than acceptable.
What's the point of getting shitfaced?
But that's him getting his partner of choice p**sdronk so that he's assured of a lay...How else do you propose people like semitraitorboi get laid unless the rest of the world drink like Russian politicians...?
How else do you propose people like semitraitorboi get laid unless the rest of the world drink like Russian politicians...?
But that's him getting his partner of choice p**sdronk so that he's assured of a lay...![]()
You constantly seem to forget that there are professionals on this planet who are not too phased by the physical appearance of their customers gawddamnit!
... I love being tipsy (slightly affected).
Who's with me.
So it's my bachelors on Saturday... I'm in 2 minds about this...
On the one hand I can't wait because I'm excited to see what's been organized.
On the other... I hate getting drunk... I really don't want to feel sick and I really don't want to pass out and not remember anything that happened...
The problem: I'm expected to get totally trashed and all my mates are going to literally force alcohol down my throat..
Oh and I have a low tolerance to alcohol..
So it's my bachelors on Saturday... I'm in 2 minds about this...
On the one hand I can't wait because I'm excited to see what's been organized.
On the other... I hate getting drunk... I really don't want to feel sick and I really don't want to pass out and not remember anything that happened...
The problem: I'm expected to get totally trashed and all my mates are going to literally force alcohol down my throat..
Oh and I have a low tolerance to alcohol..
I apologise. No need to get so defensive. So, I forget about your sister once in a while. Big flippen deal...
She does a good job for very little money.
Ah good luck man. Flaming long drops, tea pots, I remember mine oh well not really.
Enjoy and have a ball.
I'm only going to be seeing 1 naked woman from now on![]()