I hate being drunk ...

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How else do you propose people like semitraitorboi get laid unless the rest of the world drink like Russian politicians...?

You constantly seem to forget that there are professionals on this planet who are not too phased by the physical appearance of their customers gawddamnit!
 
But that's him getting his partner of choice p**sdronk so that he's assured of a lay... :D

Alcohol is hardly legally strong enough to secure a lay for him. Nap-Time, on the other hand...:D
 
You constantly seem to forget that there are professionals on this planet who are not too phased by the physical appearance of their customers gawddamnit!

I apologise. No need to get so defensive. So, I forget about your sister once in a while. Big flippen deal...
 
Thats why I never drink more than a case of beer or a bottle of wiskey.
 
So it's my bachelors on Saturday... I'm in 2 minds about this...

On the one hand I can't wait because I'm excited to see what's been organized.

On the other... I hate getting drunk... I really don't want to feel sick and I really don't want to pass out and not remember anything that happened...

The problem: I'm expected to get totally trashed and all my mates are going to literally force alcohol down my throat..

Oh and I have a low tolerance to alcohol..
 
So it's my bachelors on Saturday... I'm in 2 minds about this...

On the one hand I can't wait because I'm excited to see what's been organized.

On the other... I hate getting drunk... I really don't want to feel sick and I really don't want to pass out and not remember anything that happened...

The problem: I'm expected to get totally trashed and all my mates are going to literally force alcohol down my throat..

Oh and I have a low tolerance to alcohol..

Don't down drinks. Sip. Pace yourself.
Don't drink concoctions.
 
I didn't expect this kind of reaction.

Some people even brought strategic disclosure information to this whole issue.
 
So it's my bachelors on Saturday... I'm in 2 minds about this...

On the one hand I can't wait because I'm excited to see what's been organized.

On the other... I hate getting drunk... I really don't want to feel sick and I really don't want to pass out and not remember anything that happened...

The problem: I'm expected to get totally trashed and all my mates are going to literally force alcohol down my throat..

Oh and I have a low tolerance to alcohol..

Ah good luck man. Flaming long drops, tea pots, I remember mine oh well not really.

Enjoy and have a ball.
 
I apologise. No need to get so defensive. So, I forget about your sister once in a while. Big flippen deal...

She does a good job for very little money. I'll send you her details in you want?
 
Ah good luck man. Flaming long drops, tea pots, I remember mine oh well not really.

Enjoy and have a ball.

Thanks man, will try!

That's the thing, I don't want to get so wasted and not remember my bachelor party. I want to engrave that image of beautiful naked women dancing all over me for the rest of my life because I'm only going to be seeing 1 naked woman from now on :)
 
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