I'm drunk!

Absinth tastes awful. The handful of times I've bought a bottle I've been disgusted by the taste. Never could find anything it mixes well with, and cannot ever remember finishing the last third of the bottle but marveled at the state of my place afterwards.
Where did you get Absinthe from? Its better than shrooms.
 
As you all go out and visit family this Christmas, remember that it’s not polite to show up to someone else’s house sober.
 
There’s a whole pot of uncooked lamb that Ic forget to braai this year due to being drunk. I have to go make excuses about there already being enough meat.
 
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