I'm drunk!

[Tongs of Destiny]

Are you going to rape yourself later?

tough times never last, only tough people last, aagagggggghhhh

 

[Grant]

Are you going to rape yourself later?

best sex i've ever had !

 

[Grant]

tough times never last, only tough people last, aagagggggghhhh

also - any port in a storm

 

[Grant]

you're drinking it wrong...

sugar.... fire.... shot of water

fark that, aint nobody got time to waste with foreplay - same for tequila and those reaching for salt and a slice of lemon - nay, by the time they have completed their rituals, i already have 2 shots down the hatch.

 

[I.am.Sam]

does OP have any family to spend xmas with ?

is any of his fake friends inviting him over?

or will he be drunk on the side of the road ?

 

[airborne]

does OP have any family to spend xmas with ?

is any of his fake friends inviting him over?

or will he be drunk on the side of the road ?

Jassis I wonder what @The_Ogre did to @I.am.Sam

 

[I.am.Sam]

Jassis I wonder what @The_Ogre did to @I.am.Sam

shame man im just a concerned mybb mate

 

[6spdmanual]

At this point, it’s breaking news when I’m sober. Yerrr.

 

[The_Ogre]

Jassis I wonder what @The_Ogre did to @I.am.Sam

He is Muslim. I generally have a high regard for religious folk because it takes a high amount of stupidity, and that kind of tanacity demands respect, but that piece of schit who failed suicide-bomber school is a problem.

 

[purple face]

And I have a meeting at 11. I'm gatvol of working from home!

Merry Christmas I hope you have a wonderful day

 

[purple face]

shame man im just a concerned mybb mate

Do you and @The_Ogre have some kind fight going on? What happened?

 

[FiestaST]

Merry Christmas I hope you have a wonderful day

You’re replying to a post from 4 years ago

 

[Thugscub]

Absinth tastes awful. The handful of times I've bought a bottle I've been disgusted by the taste. Never could find anything it mixes well with, and cannot ever remember finishing the last third of the bottle but marveled at the state of my place afterwards.

Where did you get Absinthe from? Its better than shrooms.

 

[3WA]

As you all go out and visit family this Christmas, remember that it’s not polite to show up to someone else’s house sober.

 

[UB40]

Where did you get Absinthe from? Its better than shrooms.

Disagree, wife and I take shrooms once a year and we trip our tits off the entire night. But we do it in stealth mode, micro dosing so no one notices. Love it, just a pity about having the squirts the next day. Still worth it.

 

[3WA]

There’s a whole pot of uncooked lamb that Ic forget to braai this year due to being drunk. I have to go make excuses about there already being enough meat.

 

[Smugs]

I always forget to post in this thread so I'm posting now.. Just in case.

 

[purple face]

I always forget to post in this thread so I'm posting now.. Just in case.

Are you drunk?

 

[Smugs]

Are you drunk?

No, not yet.. And you?

 

[purple face]

No, not yet.. And you?

No im not