That was a dumb outburst.....let me explain, and I can't draw pictures here to explain for you, so please try to understand. If the iPad does NOT have USB ports, or memory slots etc then there is NO reason to get one - my iPhone and iTouch does the same thing on a slightly smaller screen !!!! For $ 50.00 worth of extra components, they would have a winner, and have a product that would have greater appeal. Jobs even said - the iPad is supposed to slot firmly between the iTouch and the MacBook - but IMHO it will slot directly on top of the iTouch, and very, very far from the MacBook !!!!
But, yes, as I said in an earlier post in this thread - the iPad WILL get all those features I mentioned like USB, memory slots, camera etc - it will just be a matter of time. They will sell 20 million of the bare bones ones, then add features and sell 20 million more, then add more features and sell another 20 million etc. Apple are known to be on top of their game when it comes to marketing - they know how to make max turnover off one product.
Man, you sound as if you're being forced to by a freakin' iPad.. are you? If you don't want one, don't buy one. Why do you feel the need to tell everyone why you think it's such a crap product? We don't care. really. I promise.