iPhone 5 reviews looking positive

Just heard on the radio that people are already queuing in the USA for the iPhone 5 even though it only gets released tomorrow. Do these people not have work?
 
You have to be insane to review the iphone5 badly before it's release damaging sales, because then apple wouldn't give you the iphone6 next time.

If you want early access to anything you'd better not bad mouth it in your preview. I'll wait for next week for the real reviews.
 
You have to be insane to review the iphone5 badly before it's release damaging sales, because then apple wouldn't give you the iphone6 next time.

If you want early access to anything you'd better not bad mouth it in your preview. I'll wait for next week for the real reviews.

Care to back up those claims?
 
You have to be insane to review the iphone5 badly before it's release damaging sales, because then apple wouldn't give you the iphone6 next time.

If you want early access to anything you'd better not bad mouth it in your preview. I'll wait for next week for the real reviews.

/tinfoil hat mode ON

I've actually been suspecting something like this for a while now. Apple articles draws readers and if you piss off Cupertino now you don't get access to the next release.

/tinfoil hat mode OFF
 
/tinfoil hat mode ON

I've actually been suspecting something like this for a while now. Apple articles draws readers and if you piss off Cupertino now you don't get access to the next release.

/tinfoil hat mode OFF

/Reviews inconvenient

*all reviewers biased

/End inconvenience
 
Care to back up those claims?

It's not so evident here because it's hard to measure reviews/previews - but the gaming and movie industry has metacritic to keep track of reviews/previews and you find the big labels/publishers "big budget" productions get highly favorable preview rates (especially if it's exclusive), but then after release the reviews come in with a more believable criticism of the production.
 
This is exactly why I love Fudzilla. No bending down and grabbing their ankles for Apple.

Don't trust anything you read

The Tame Apple Press appears to be pulling out all stops to encourage readers to waste their money on the lack-lustre iPhone5. Reuters this morning was dominated by stories which claimed the iPhone5 was going to be a sell out and was peppered with comments that there was going to be a frenzy.
The fact that the iPhone 5 has comparatively poor reviews and most of its functionality does not work in Europe has not stopped the spinning. The other technique is product placement. This morning if you read Business Insider, you would have seen a headline which claimed that Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer just sent an email to all of Yahoo's full time and part time employees in the US promsing them an iPhone. Mayer is a super hottie and widely expected to sort out Yahoo so having her give all her staff an iPhone should assure all fanboys that the iPhone 5 is on everyone's hot list.

The only problem was that the story did not say that. In fact Mayer letting her staff have any smartphone they like including Samsung,Nokia, or HTC smartphone. In fact the real story here is that the only phone that Mayer is not buying for her staff is anything from RIM. Yahoo is also going to discontinue IT support for Blackberry phones. Through the program, Yahoo employees will have a choice of phones: iPhone 5, Samsung Galaxy S3, HTC One X, HTC EVO 4G LTE, or Nokia Lumia 920.

The point is that until the iPhone 5 is on the streets you should only trust Fudzilla as other magazines are taking upon themselves the task of sacrificing their credibility to hawk iPhone 5s. Unlike Business Insider, we will fire any hack who perverts a news story to make the new iPhone 5 look like it is important.

http://www.fudzilla.com/home/item/28779-tame-apple-press-starts-to-spin-the-iphone-5
 
ANOTHER iPhone 5 thread? Geez MyBB is trolling the fandroids hard lately :D
 
It's not so evident here because it's hard to measure reviews/previews - but the gaming and movie industry has metacritic to keep track of reviews/previews and you find the big labels/publishers "big budget" productions get highly favorable preview rates (especially if it's exclusive), but then after release the reviews come in with a more believable criticism of the production.

While we're at it, global warming is a myth perpetuated by the leftist media.
 
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