I've decided to take a different career path... advice needed

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Advice will be simply a poll of thoughts. Please state the following:

Are you a man or woman?
How old are you?
Are you married?
Do you have a job or work for yourself?
What career are you in?
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise?
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_?
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from?

Thanks, your help would be much appreciated!
 
1. Woman
2. you should never ask a woman that!!!:D
3. No
4. Job bleh..:sick:
5. IS
6. fully covered
7. Accident.
8. from uranus.
 
AcidRaZor said:
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise?
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Mila said:
6. fully covered
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This question cannot be answered.... it should probably rather ask whether you have medical aid and life cover.

No medical aid fully covers every procedure and day to day medical expense and how much life cover does one have to have to be "fully covered"....
 
Are you a man or woman? Man
How old are you? 28
Are you married? yes just not had the wedding yet :D, nothing but a piece of paper.
Do you have a job or work for yourself? job
What career are you in? promotions
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? yes
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? accident
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? facing me, they are sneaky sneaky bastids!!!!!!
 
Man
7 leapyears
no
Work for myself
Bunch of different fields from transport to IT
medically yes, life insurance not quite
neither, rather not know
ninjas are so sneaky, they attack head on and you still don't see them coming
 
*rubs his hands together*

yeeeessssss my pretties... answer uncle Acid's questions ... mwha...mwhaha....mwhahahahahaahahahahahaha
 
Are you a man or woman? Man
How old are you? 29
Are you married? WTF for
Do you have a job or work for yourself? Both
What career are you in? IT
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? Yip
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? Depends
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? Toilet bowl.
 
AcidRaZor said:
Advice will be simply a poll of thoughts. Please state the following:

Are you a man or woman?
How old are you?
Are you married?
Do you have a job or work for yourself?
What career are you in?
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise?
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_?
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from?

Thanks, your help would be much appreciated!
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Dammit, no typos or grammatical errors to pick apart.

1. Last time I checked - male.
2. 30
3. Strictly speaking, no.
4. Job.
5. NGO (operations)
6. Yes. (Hospital plan though, not comprehensive medical aid)
7. I would like to die by a massive tree branch falling on my head while out jogging. :p
8. A pirate ship.
 
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So far I have, [-]killing you[/-] surprise you by [-]stabbing you[/-] yelling "arrrrr" from the toilet bowl on a pirate ship while you look down to see [-]the awesome ninja who killed you[/-] me.

Continue lads....
 
Are you a man or woman? Neither, I am a (Sex)God
How old are you? 29
Are you married? Happily
Do you have a job or work for yourself? Working for myself is a full time job....
What career are you in? IT/Sales
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? Yes
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? Old age?
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? Ninjas do not strike, they obey orders; even if their demands are not met.

The question is why???
 
If I may be a party pooper of sorts, this originally had the appearance of a genuine topic but it now seems to be taken in the direction of something that belongs in OT.... perhaps it belongs there.
 
Are you a man or woman? Man
How old are you? 25
Are you married? Single
Do you have a job or work for yourself? Job
What career are you in? Finance
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? Have medical and life cover.
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? Old age
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? toilet bowl
 
Are you a man or woman? Lady
How old are you? 22
Are you married? Nope
Do you have a job or work for yourself? Job
What career are you in? Telecoms
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? Yip
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? Either one, as long as it is relatively painless
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? canned fruit section at PnP
 
LancelotSA said:
If I may be a party pooper of sorts, this originally had the appearance of a genuine topic but it now seems to be taken in the direction of something that belongs in OT.... perhaps it belongs there.
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This is relative to my career path change, I need to assess my [-]targets[/-] options to know what possible [-]weak points they have[/-] positive data I can gather from this
 
RustyPrincess said:
Are you a man or woman? Lady
How old are you? 22
Are you married? Nope
Do you have a job or work for yourself? Job
What career are you in? Telecoms
Are you fully covered medically and life insurance wise? Yip
Would you prefer to die of old age or in an _accident_? Either one, as long as it is relatively painless
Where do you LEAST expect a ninja to strike from? canned fruit section at PnP
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Just an FYI, just because you're on the phone the whole day chatting to your girls about stuff you wanna buy doesn't mean you're in "Telecoms" ;)
 
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