Jurassic World

My Jurassic Park response team. Let's see if Mrs Dino is bullet proof to 50 cal metal storm. The only addition is a few A10s for heavy air support.
 
The movie was AMAZEBALLS! Worth paying for a movie ticket to see it. If I have one objection, it's with all the seriously deliberate product placement in the movie. It undermines the intelligence of the viewer. Product placement must be done discreetly.
 
Thought it was quite average...acting was poor, dialogue was poor. But I guess you don't really go watch something like Jurassic World for the dialogue.
 
Sheepbot said:
Thought it was quite average...acting was poor, dialogue was poor. But I guess you don't really go watch something like Jurassic World for the dialogue.
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Cannes Hidden Political Fart Message movies over --------> there
 
xcaliber said:
Go back to your rock
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There was 0 character development - I didn't really feel anything for any of them. The kids were just annoying. I mean, I'm supposed to feel something when the younger one starts crying about his parents divorce? It was so random...they've built no emotional connection so I didn't feel a thing. The older one blankly stares and drools at girls like he's never seen a girl in his life, but he has a girlfriend waiting for him at home?

They even used the whole "hide behind/under a car while the dino sniffs us out" trick 3 times. I expected it to be more than one of those movies that you switch your brain off and look at the pretty effects...maybe I expected too much.
 
Sheepbot said:
There was 0 character development - I didn't really feel anything for any of them. The kids were just annoying. I mean, I'm supposed to feel something when the younger one starts crying about his parents divorce? It was so random...they've built no emotional connection so I didn't feel a thing. The older one blankly stares and drools at girls like he's never seen a girl in his life, but he has a girlfriend waiting for him at home?

They even used the whole "hide behind/under a car while the dino sniffs us out" trick 3 times. I expected it to be more than one of those movies that you switch your brain off and look at the pretty effects...maybe I expected too much.
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I didn't go watch Jurassic World to make "emotional connections" with 13 year olds.
I went to watch the Dinosaurs eat them.
I was rooting for the Dinosaurs to eat pretty much everyone except Chris Pratt and his savvy assistant.
And as far as the box office goes... it seems like pretty much the rest of the $1 Billion paying audience were in agreement with me.
 
Garyvdh said:
I didn't go watch Jurassic World to make "emotional connections" with 13 year olds.
I went to watch the Dinosaurs eat them.
I was rooting for the Dinosaurs to eat pretty much everyone except Chris Pratt and his savvy assistant.
And as far as the box office goes... it seems like pretty much the rest of the $1 Billion paying audience were in agreement with me.
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Agreed. It's a dinosaur movie. Who expects to get an emotional connection to a kid crying about his kids divorce in a dinosaur movie
 
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Saw this yesterday morning on IMAX with the kids.
Was cool
 
Here's something that makes no sense to me. Pratt's character tells the aunt she'd never survive dressed like that. So she rips off her jacket, tears her skirt a little and yet she keeps her high heels on and runs around the whole place in them? The f**k :wtf:
 
Saw it yesterday.
Great movie!
Just not as good as my friends made it out to be...
 
Ninja'd said:
Here's something that makes no sense to me. Pratt's character tells the aunt she'd never survive dressed like that. So she rips off her jacket, tears her skirt a little and yet she keeps her high heels on and runs around the whole place in them? The f**k :wtf:
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What was she meant to do? Take off her high heels and let Owen chop them off for her, or go barefoot?
The point was Owen took her with regardless of how prepared she was.
 
Hayibo !!!!

luckily i didn't pay to see the movie because when i was checking my sk points i found a complimentary ticket inside the machine.:)

i cant believe JW broke records and including passing the billion dollar mark. Its nothing special.

That lady started the whole mess and got away with it. She knew that the TRX had a tracker on its back so why then did she have to run into conclusions. She should have asked the command centre to locate it first before presuming that the marks on the wall mean it escaped.
 
skyhawk said:
Hayibo !!!!

luckily i didn't pay to see the movie because when i was checking my sk points i found a complimentary ticket inside the machine.:)

i cant believe JW broke records and including passing the billion dollar mark. Its nothing special.

That lady started the whole mess and got away with it. She knew that the TRX had a tracker on its back so why then did she have to run into conclusions. She should have asked the command centre to locate it first before presuming that the marks on the wall mean it escaped.
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That's the thing it had managed to hide itself by lowering its body temp so it could hide from the scanners,

It only got out becuse the people were dumb enough to open its cage.....
 
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