LEaving for OZ

[LancelotSA]

Ha ha those in the UK have to put up with the weather and the slapper pale poms... those in Aus have to deal with Aussies (80 minutes of commentary during a rugby match is enough for me)!

Enjoy!

 

[Piepalook]

Well seeing as though we all feel the need to report our every movement on these forums recently I just thought I would let everyone know that I am going to the toilet in a few minutes...

We absolutely have to verify everything.
You should know that.
Would you like me to check the weather for you in Centurion?
For today only.
Piepalook the weatherman at your service!

 

[LancelotSA]

u shake more than 3 times...

I might as then I will feel at home with the rest of these w_nkers!

 

[LancelotSA]

We absolutely have to verify everything.
You should know that.
Would you like me to check the weather for you in Centurion?
For today only.
Piepalook the weatherman at your service!

Can you have a look at what the climate is like in my toilet please... need to know whether to pack a brolly!

 

[Ou grote]

I might as then I will feel at home with the rest of these w_nkers!

In your room?

 

[Piepalook]

Can you have a look at what the climate is like in my toilet please... need to know whether to pack a brolly!

Firstly, if i knew what a brolly was, i might have helped you.

I don't.
Never encountered the word before.

I i knew where you stayed, i could possibly have a look for you.

Is it a long drop system? Your toilet? Outside?

Now i am curious.
I will have to check Mamelodi and Atterigeville weather.

 

[Ou grote]

Firstly, if i knew what a brolly was, i might have helped you.

I don't.
Never encountered the word before.

I i knew where you stayed, i could possibly have a look for you.

Is it a long drop system? Your toilet? Outside?

Now i am curious.....

Ask Rihanna to let u stand under hers.

 

[LancelotSA]

Firstly, if i knew what a brolly was, i might have helped you. I don't.
Never encountered the word before.

Our resident Englishman lion_fish can educate you on that one. And wellies!

 

[Piepalook]

Ask Rihanna to let u stand under hers.

Hey you guys,
You are loosing me here.

Who is Rihanna?

I suspect i was isolated too long!

Any help on Brolly and Rihanna?

 

[Piepalook]

Our resident Englishman lion_fish can educate you on that one. And wellies!

Wellies i know.
Wellingtons.
Rubber boots.
I have some as well.
For use when milking cows.
White ones.
White is a beautifull colour.
I painted the house white.
Everything.
The walls, the roof,the outbuildings and even the floors in the house.
I love white!

 

[marine1]

What happened to your USA plans?

Well due to the fact that no country really wants us, I could get in but not sustain the visa being an L1 visa

 

[Ou grote]

Well due to the fact that no country really wants us, I could get in but not sustain the visa being an L1 visa

Try to get into Mexico first.
From there the USA is only a truck drive away.

 

[boramk]

Try to get into Mexico first.
From there the USA is only a truck drive away.

lol

 

[LancelotSA]

Try Haiti, Nigeria, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Yemen or any of the rest on this list...

http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/...ost_dangerous_countries_a_very_brief_tour.htm

...it may be easier to get into them! South Africa is after all the absolute worst country in the world so any of these would be an improvement according to most myadsl forumites!

 

[Ou grote]

Try Haiti, Nigeria, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Yemen or any of the rest on this list...

http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/...ost_dangerous_countries_a_very_brief_tour.htm

...it may be easier to get into them! South Africa is after all the absolute worst country in the world so any of these would be an improvement according to most myadsl forumites!

Haiti = Voodoo central

 

[LancelotSA]

Haiti = Voodoo central

Yeah I like that idea... Lisa Bonnet as half naked voodoo priestess in Angel Heart... hmmm I'm phoning the travel agent now!

 

[Ou grote]

Yeah I like that idea... Lisa Bonnet as half naked voodoo priestess in Angel Heart... hmmm I'm phoning the travel agent now!

I remember that.
And my fav Bond movie, Live and let die.

Those warnings are for Americans, seems they're not welcome anywhere.

 

[Boodles]

I think OZ is a much better place than USA.

Over the top, celebrityism, plastic surgery, wrong morals and values - the USA has lost the plot for normality.

 

[boramk]

Lancelot, lets not compare countries here, we were never comparing in the first place. When some says South Africa sucks then you pull out the Top 5 most suckiest countries in the world and SA is not in it is a little weak

 

[LancelotSA]

Lancelot, lets not compare countries here, we were never comparing in the first place. When some says South Africa sucks then you pull out the Top 5 most suckiest countries in the world and SA is not in it is a little weak

Hey [removed derogatory term], don't start having a go at me... read the thread!

marine1 mentioned not being able to get into the US and was now trying Aus. It appears he is not fussy where he goes as long as it is not SA, so I offered some suggestions.

As is often said on here, much to my annoyance, "take a chill pill"!