LIVE cockroach in Futurelife cereal

[ArmatageShanks]

It would have suffocated if it got in at the factory, this one belongs to you my friend.

 

[genetic]

Sounds like the cockroach came for your premises.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Head to head, Edelweiss' roach would be able to beat Bear if you gave the roach a container to piss into for recycling purposes

Time for a mythbusters episode I think..

 

[Snyper564]

Just buy some whole oats and add your own nuts /fruit etc. Dunno why you'd buy this kark in any case. Probably healthier with the cockroach in.

This is what I eat everyday, I make a pot of steelcut oats on sunday let it cool and decant from that everyday. Add yogurt and fruit!

 

[The_Ogre]

Time for a mythbusters episode I think..

Well, it just so happens that I've already drafted a mail:

Dear Jamie and the guys

We're having a furious debate over who'd win in an endurance, pissing contest between Bear Grylls and Edelweiss' roach. Rumour has it that the roach has been able to survive for a week in an airtight bag buried in Futurelife with nothing to drink, not even piss - just imagine if it had a cup to piss into

Please devise a competition to see who can survive the longest.

Regards
The Roach Tactical Support Team - TRTST

 

[Nobody Important]

I've just had lunch, and this thread had me eyeing my loaf of Future Life bread suspiciously.

 

[SeRpEnT]

You eat cereal at 10 minutes to midnight?

 

[*SynergyX*]

i like how the op says "high up from the ground"

dude whatever you do, dont ever...ever look in your ceiling!!!

 

[igi]

Its official then nothing can kill a cockroach

 

[*SynergyX*]

If it was in a sealed bag I'd believe you but this seems like your roach.

Clean your house

wont help....lot of roaches come from our sewer systems through the drains.

back in the day the government used to manage this regularly by going around a pouring some chemical into the major inlets/outlets. not anymore though.

mix a bucket of jeyes fluid and water. around 4-5l (strong mixture). pour it into the drain outside where your kitchen sinks drains. you could be in for a surprise when you see what comes out.

 

[hellfire]

After them basically telling me it's all fault and they couldn't possibly be to blame I sent them the following mail.

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Could have gotten into the box in-store, and gotten into the cereal at your house once opened

 

[Ninja'd]

Its official then nothing can kill a cockroach

The Hutus can.

 

[Nobody Important]

The Hutus can.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Well, it just so happens that I've already drafted a mail:

Maybe try Twitter? @Bearpissthegrillguy do you think you'll be able to beat out a cockroach for survival? Hit me up for competition layout.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Also I was kind of expecting a live stream of the cockroach, where is it now?

 

[SauRoNZA]

So was it in the "box" or in the actual bag that it comes sealed in which resides in the box?

And as was said if you opened it and it was in your cupboard more than likely it got there from your own premises. The closure of those boxes really doesn't mean all that much.

 

[Wasabee!]

Time for a mythbusters episode I think..

or nutbusters?

 

[Gameface777]

Did you give it a name yet?

 

[rh1]

The way manufactoring plants work it highly unlikely it would have been alive in the pack. Maybe when you were not looking it flew in. Just saying. I see you snipped a corner of the silver bag. Is that hole big enough for that huge roach to be poured out?

 

[Swa]

Roaches can get in places. Yes it could have gotten in at the factory, but it could have also gotten in in a cupboard. Storing it high off the floor is immaterial, roaches explore. I transfer all my future life into an air tight Tupperware container as soon as I open it. Have never found any sign of life in it and have been eating it for years.

False advertising then.