What's with the distros.... The only time you need a distro, is if you are wanting to install OSX on an AMD system. Then you will need the distro as it has a hacked kernel for AMD. Intel PCs run on the original kernel. Buy the original software. At least you are not infringing on copyrights. You also then get i-Life along with it. (Not on the distros) You surely want to make use of i-Life software if you want to enjoy the mac experience (on a PC)
All you need is a bootloader (chameleon or boot think) and two files (fakesmc.kext and nullcpupowermanagemet.kext) which you copy into the bootloader's directory (depends on which bootlaoder) and you can install Leopard from a retail disc. No hacks or cracks or modifying of the installation disc is needed. It's only booting up that needs attention - the bootlaoder does that for you. Once installed, all you need to do is sort out your graphics card, LAN and sound. There are so many tutorials. Search for 'osx86 install leopard from retail disc'. Research your hardware (LAN chipset, sound chipset and graphics card) and find the kexts you need to run your hardware. These can be installed after the OSX installation is complete. (Most Nvidia cards need efi strings only - which you can generate using OSX86Tools)
See... it's not rocket science... I got this working on my own (second time around). I was running Leopard for a year and a half and Snow Leopard since it was released.
As for the right click... if you use a pc mouse, right click is standard as in Windows. No need to change preferences. I use a PS2 mouse (have to install a ps2 kext) as the movements are the same as on a PC. USB mouse gives you same slow movement as an Apple mouse.